#taserbite

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov Characters: Darcy Lewis, Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: One Shot, Smut, Shameless Smut, Orgasm Delay, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Wordcount: 500-1.000 Summary:

Thank you everyone who submitted prompts, thank you so much to everyone who responded to the prompts, I am super dooper overwhelmed! I initially thought I’d do fifty prompts at 250 words because it’d be about 12,500 words and that didn’t seem so bad. I didn’t get that many but there’s over thrice that number of words in fic on this list! So that worked out nicely!! :D Enjoy <3! I’ll be in my corner crashing so send hugs and nice thoughts and fic recommendations for me while I recover.

1. Bedtime Reunion - Wintershock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes) for @bloomsoftly (E)

2. Tosca and Cheese Fries - Tasertorch (Darcy Lewis/Johnny Storm) for @anais-ninja-bitch (T)

3. Sleeping Dragons Need Espresso - Shieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers) for @wahwahwaffles (T)

With Thor additions - https://ragwitch.tumblr.com/post/170499924911/yay-prompt-im-terrible-at-prompts

4. A Waking Up Thing - Taserbite (Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov) for @paranoidwino (T)

5. Tea Service - Taserbite (Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov) for @ficsandteamakemehappy (G)

6. Wallace - Wintershock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes) for @sachertortes (G)

7. A Mandatory Vacation - Darcy Lewis/Heimdall/Sif for @belladonnaprince (T)

8. Welcome Home - Wintershieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers) for @sailorhufflepuff (E)

9. Idiots Guide to Flirting - Firedickshock (Johnny Storm/Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow) for @zephrbabe (E)

10. Secret Weapon - Sciencebabes (Darcy Lewis/Jane Foster) for @rosiedeplume (G)

11. Missing and Kissing - Shieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers) for @glynnisi (E)

12. Just Pretending - Shieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers) for @justagirlfromcharleston (E)

13. Bubble Bath for Wolverine - Clawshock (Darcy Lewis/Logan)  for @georgiagirlagain (M)

14. Winter’s Soldier - Wintershock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes) for @quadradaz (G)

15. Don’t F*ck It Up - Taserbones (Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow) for @ibelieveinturtles (E)

16. Introduce Yourself - Darcy Lewis/Johnny Storm/Bucky Barnes for @phoenix-173 (T)

17. Hey, Handsome - Wintershock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes) for @fanfic-bookworm (G)

18. Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater - Quicktaser (Darcy Lewis/Pietro Maximoff) for @dresupi (G)

19. Care and Feeding of Mermaids - Shieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers) for Anon (G)

20. The Dark and Lovely Woods - Wintershieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers) for @brasspistol (T)

21. Nooner on the Beach - Scott Lang/Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton for @bylillian (E)

22. Love Hacks - Ironshock (Darcy Lewis/Tony Stark) for @wheresarizona (T)

23. Snuggling for Cold - Tasertricks (Darcy Lewis/Loki) for @amidtheflowers (G)

24. Love at First Sight or Bang A Gong (Get It On) - Shieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers) for @widow-made-me-do-it (T)

25. Soapbox Derby - Tasertricks (Darcy Lewis/Loki) for @artemisgarden (G)

26. Sweet Heat - Darcy Lewis/Wanda Maximoff/Steve Rogers for @typhoidmeri (G)

27. Coffee Shop Con-Artist - Shieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers) for @refraindrops (G)

28. Inconvenient Attraction - Winterhawkshock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton) for @caitriona-3 (E)

29. Goodnight Kiss - Wintershock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes) for @nefariousinkblot (M)

30. The Point of The Kitten Bowl - Wintershock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes) for @dixiedolittle (G)

31. A Little Love - Darcy Lewis/Sam Winchester for @chocolategate (E)

32.  Thrifter Grifter - Darcy Lewis/Peter Quill for @tinydear (G)

33. Trash Heap - Hawkshock (Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton) for @labelleizzy

34. Value and Hue - Wintershock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes) for @80daysofunsaidthings (G)

35. Ms. Fix-it - Wintershieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers) for @ahandafootahead (G)

okay, y’all. the kiss prompts are all written and posted. there are 33 in total, and I’ve listed them here by ship. the north & south drabbles are at the top, because there are only two of those babies.

i cannot even tell you how much i enjoyed writing these. and i know i didn’t respond to everyone’s replies and comments, but believe me--I read and appreciated every single one of them. y’all are fantastic.

(if you prefer reading on AO3, these ficlets are posted there, as well. they’re all under the K I S S I N G series. very original, i know.)

y’all are the best. ❤️❤️❤️

NORTH & SOUTH

John/Margaret

#11 - “I’m sorry, are you sure you-”

#8 and #15 - unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward;  “i love you” between kisses

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MARVEL (sorted alphabetically)

Darcy/Bucky/Steve (wintershieldshock)

#17 - height difference

#16 - scrunched up face, cute kisses on lips/nose/forehead

#6 - lazy morning kisses

Darcy/Bucky (wintershock)

#19 - kisses used as a distraction

#10 - staring at each other’s lips, trying not to give in

#11 “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” (civil war AU)

#6 - lazy morning kisses (broken wings ‘verse)

#8 - unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward (bed sharing)

#20 - top of the head kisses (Darcy & Avengers team, Darcy/Bucky romance)

Darcy/Johnny Storm (tasertorch) - these are all set in the same ‘verse

#3 - desperate kisses

#2 - stumbling around while kissing

#20 - top of the head kisses

Darcy/Loki (tasertricks) - these are all set in the guns & rosaries ‘verse, and are chronological in order

#19 - kisses used as a distraction

#12 - hoarse whisper “kiss me”

#2 - stumbling around while kissing

Darcy/Natasha (taserbite)

#20 - top of the head kisses

#19 - kisses used as a distraction

Darcy/Pietro (quicktaser)

#11 - “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” (fakeout makeout)

Darcy/Sam (falconshock)

#5 - hands on partner’s back while kissing, drawing circles

#10 - staring at each other’s lips, trying not to give in

Darcy/Steve (shieldshock)

#1 - murmuring against partner’s mouth

#15 - “i love you” between kisses

#12 - hoarse whisper “kiss me”

#10 - staring at each other’s lips, trying not to give in

#6 - lazy morning kisses; nsfw

#17 - height difference kisses; nsfw-ish

#19 - kisses used as a distraction (witch!Darcy)

#14 - gentle kiss that becomes passionate (fake dating)

#9 - small kiss, pulling away, then devouring each other (pop culture AU)

Darcy/Thor/Sam

#16 - scrunched up face, cute kisses on lips/nose/forehead

Darcy/Tony (ironshock)

for scratches

Rated T

There’s only one bed - Accidental Cuddling

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Natasha woke up warm.

Which was a marked difference from how she’d gone to sleep.

Darcy liked it cool, and so Natasha bit her tongue about the temperature, figuring it was better to let Darcy make herself comfortable because Natasha could sleep anywhere. She sensed the astrophysicist could not. Just a hunch. Not a judgement.

So she’d let Darcy turn down the thermostat.

for @darcygirl​ 178 words Rated T I trust you not to drain me

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“I trust you not to drain me.”

Natasha grinned, clicking her tongue against the back of her teeth. “You do, huh?”

“Yes,” Darcy said, reaching across Natasha for the TV remote. “Just an FYI.”

“For my information... and what, pray-tell, should I use this information for?” Nat asked, sounding every bit like the little shit she was, but Darcy loved that about her.

“I dunno. Don’t care. It’s free information,” Darcy said, trying to sound nonchalant and not thirsty like she was.

Thirsty.  Ha.  Funny that she was the thirsty one when Natasha was the vampire.

“Free information? I do love free things,” Natasha mused to herself, her hand sliding over to lace with Darcy’s. The next time she moved, she was right against Darcy’s throat, her tongue sliding along her pulse point and making her shiver.

“Nat,” Darcy whispered, her hand coming up to the back of her head to hold her there.

for @sarbear1610​ 260 words Rated T Fae AU

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What brings you here today?” the woman asked, arching a perfect eyebrow and making Darcy wonder just what kind of routine these fae-folk had for their eyebrows.  Because she was willing to spend some time in fae to learn, just saying.

“You know, I just stumbled into the fairy ring. I’m sure you hear it all the time,” Darcy said, laughing loudly and trailing off when the red-haired fae didn’t even crack a smile.

“Actually no. We don’t hear that all the time,” the other woman replied. “Considering that the rings aren’t real. It’s just an urban legend.”

Darcy gulped and shrugged. “I don’t actually know how I got here, but...”

“But?” There went that eyebrow again, it made her belly twinge.  Perhaps it wasn’t the eyebrow, but the one making it move.  Natalia was more beautiful than she’d been prepared for.

She had razor sharp teeth and green eyes and flaming red hair and Darcy was just about ready to pledge herself for just a chance to kiss her feet and Darcy wasn’t someone who particularly liked feet, okay?

“But if you want me to stay, I will,” she continued.

That got a reaction out of Natalia. “Most people don’t want to stay here. Most are trying to escape.”

“Maybe you just aren’t taking the right people then,” Darcy said with a grin.

A grin Natalia returned. “Come. I’ll show you around. You can make an informed decision.”

Darcy knew as soon as she took her hand, she was here for good.

for @scratches​ 163 words Rated T Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings

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“Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings,” the voice sounded from behind her. “I don’t like being shrieked at, Darcy.”

Darcy jumped and turned, looking into the beautiful face that had scared her in the mirror that morning.

The face chuckled and Darcy was spellbound, staring at her instead of running out of the house completely.

“What do you mean, dead?” Darcy asked.

“I’m dead, mischka,” the woman said with a shrug, climbing onto the kitchen counter and perching ont he edge.

“You look amazing, though...” Darcy replied.

“Why thank you,” she said with a chuckle. “It’s been ages since someone told me that.”

“Bull,” Darcy said. “Someone probably tells you that every day.”

“Maybe someone will now that you’re here,” she said with a shrug.

“Yeah, maybe.”

The figure started to fade and she called out just before she was gone. “What’s your name?”

“Natasha,” she replied, fading into nothing.

for @sarbear1610​ 218 words Rated T

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As her skates glided across the ice, Darcy couldn’t help but think she’d finally found something she was better at than Natasha. Not that she’d been keeping score. Because there wasn’t a score, really. It was just Natasha being amazing at everything.

But if anything, she was a little clumsy at ice skating. Either that, or she was stunningly adept at looking like she was a little clumsy at ice skating.

She tripped and Darcy grabbed her arm, narrowly catching herself as well. As she pulled Natasha back to a standing position, the other woman surprised her by leaning over to kiss her. It wasn’t the kiss that surprised her, the kiss itself was a part of the ruse. They were supposed to be a couple.  A lesbian couple vacationing for the winter in Vermont wasn’t that big of a stretch to believe.

But the way she kissed was what surprised Darcy. It was lingering. It had heat. It was... god, so good.

Darcy staggered a bit when Natasha released her, and she caught a glimpse of a smirk when she opened her eyes. “What was that?”

“Thanks for catching me,” Nat said.

“No problem.”

“Maybe it’ll happen again?” she teased.

“Maybe so?” Darcy countered, completely out of her depth here.