OOC!! A TEASER?? OOOOH!! I AM WORKING ON ART- GET READY!
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OOC!! A TEASER?? OOOOH!! I AM WORKING ON ART- GET READY!

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BLOG UPDATE!!! OOC HELLO FROM KATIE AKA @spindadots!
As of late I have looked at V2 as a " parody oc ".
Parody OCs are mostly satirical or for shitpost and Tartar V2 was ORIGINALLY one. I made him as an overly-exaggerated and dramatic Tartar. However, recently looking into the tags, i found out that he likely doesnt classify as such in-character at this point.
I was not informed there was a difference and had misinterpreted that parodies and AU OCs were similar but parodies were silly. And while that is maybe true to say, it isnt the full definition I would have needed to fully understand, thus my continued usage of that tag. THUS, I am making V2 into an AU Tartar. I have decided since he involved a multitude of serious ocs in universe, and is depicted with serious issues and posts that he is no longer comedic alone even though he can be silly most of the time. *He isn't silly as a default*.
SO I am now changing the tags on my posts from PARODY OC to Splatoon AU, Alternate Universe, and V2!Tartar.
Q: This is less of a question and more of a statement; Tartar, why are you a silly goose?
A: I. AM NOT. SILLY. IM NOT WHIMSY, IM NOT GOOFY, IM NOT WEIRD-- ..okay maybe a little weird, but thats always been the case. ITS AGONIZING TO BE CALLED SILLY WHEN IM TRYING TO BE SERIOUS AND MENACING AND INTIMIDATING! I USED TO DO IT SO EASY FROM WHAT PEOPLE SAY, I WAS COLD AND STERN AND A BRUTAL KILLER, AND NOW IM JUST-- UGH! IM SO EMOTIONAL! AND DRAMATIC! AND-- WHATEVER THE FUCK!!
SO I GUESS ITS BECAUSE IM JUST LOUD AND HAVE A WEIRD CHOICE OF WORDS NOW THAT THOSE INKFISH MESSED UP MY PERSONALITY VALUES.
-TARTAR!!
Q: Hi sushi! what would you do if Tartar just- stopped working one day? like- for good? broken beyond repair. what then- hypothetically
A: Depends on if the archives and backups are lost too. If Tartar stopped working I could bring him back atleast on a monitor until I can find the right parts to rebuild him. It's what I did the first time he broke, actually! .. If, he was gone forever, though?.. .. I've known Tartar for.. a long time. We had our rough moments, but we always came back. We talk alot about the past and humanity, and he knows it better than any being alive or.. sentient in his case. I would be stubborn, trying to fix him for months on and off.. maybe even years.. but.. I'd mourn him. A lot. and not just him, but what he made and knew. CQ Cumber wouldnt exist without Tartar, and Tartar contains all human knowledge. The metro to Inkopolis wouldn't be around to connect people like Iso Padre to the surface. We wouldnt just lose a telephone, we'd lose priceless history and countless moments we talked together. I'd feel like it was my fault, or it was all for nothing. I'd be crushed without him, even if he did those terrible things. -Sushi
Q: Hey Sushi! do you have any other good friends besides our favourite phone?
I wasn't aware he was a favorite for anyone but me so color me surprised! I guess Smollusk/Order? He's more like a step-son to me though? And also not a step-son because he's not Tartar's anymore?? Child who happens to be related to Tartar but is now being cared for by the people who destroyed him??? I dunno?? He's a good kid, but Tartar seems to still be upset he didnt go the way Tartar himself did, but I'm sure he'll come around to tolerating the situation when he realizes Smollusk is happy and healthy. He isnt allowed to visit much at all ( understandable with how Pearl and Marina are concerned he'll have too much of a chaotic influence on Smollusk), but he CAN visit and I've been keeping him mostly under control.
Theres CQ Cumber. He's real neat. We didnt meet alot in the Metro person to person, i mostly know him through Tartar's experiances as his boss/creator and i respect him.
Iso Padre is sorta a friend, but we dont talk a lot. I loved collecting memcakes and we'd trade together. Again, i wasnt on the train alot, I was usually just in Tartar's first robotic form keeping him alive and well... so we didnt talk much aside from small talk and trading.
So I dunno! Minimum of Tartar! -Sushi

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Q: Yo Tartar! opinion on other non ink/octolings? eg Jellies, Urchins- Nautiloids..? :)
A: UH????? DEPENDS ON THEIR RELATION TO INKLINGS/OCTOLINGS/INKFISH. IF THEY LIKE INKFISH ITS A NOPE FOR ME.
THE DENIZENS OF THE DEEP ARE RATHER ISOLATED FROM THEM SO I LIKE ISOPODS, SEA ANGELS, SEA CUCUMBERS ( CQ CUMBERS, BECAUSE I MADE THEM ) AND OTHER SUCH SPECIES. I DUNNO??
-TARTAR!!
P.S- THATS WEIRDLY SPECIFIC TO MENTION NAUTILOIDS?? WHO ARE YOU. WAS THIS YOU TRYING TO GET INSIGHT FOR WHOSE MY TYPE?? BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS THAT NO MARINE BASED LIFEFORMS ARE MY ''TYPE''. SUSHI IS THE ONLY CREATURE I RESEMBLE A ''LOVE'' FOR AND IM 1. VERY, EXTREMELY CONFLICTED ABOUT THAT AND 2. IT CAN HARDLY BE CALLED LOVE WHEN ITS A SIMULATION OF WARMTH IN MY CODE! ITS EVEN MOST LIKELY A GLITCH.
FURTHERMORE I ONLY LIKE SUSHI BECAUSE SHE SHARES THE HUMANITY INTEREST AND IS LOYAL AND HELPS ME AND IS NICE.
..SHUT YOUR CONSUMPTION FACE ORIFICE, WHOEVER YOU ARE!
Q: Dearest Tartar; what are your opinions on salmonoids?
A: FISH STICKS ARE GREAT! THEY REMIND ME OF BLENDERS, THEY HAVE CONE MOUTHS. I LOVE THEM. GREAT GUYS. GIRLS? FISH IF ONE CAN CLASSIFY THEM AS SUCH WITH HOW GENETICALLY MESSED UP THEY ARE??
GOLDIES ARE SECOND BEST, THEY ARE INTELLEGENT AND VERY GOLDEN AND SHINY. THEY KINDA REMIND ME OF THE NILS FACILITY'S OUTSIDE.
THE REST OF THEM I DONT REALLY LIKE. AT ALL. EXCEPT THE KINGS, THEY ARE NEAT! ( please dont come after me )
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I DONT CARE/DISLIKE THE REST. LEAST FAVORITE HAS TO BE CHUM AND MAWS BECAUSE THEY KEEP TRYING TO EAT ME WHILE IM ON THOSE FISHSTICK TOWERS.
-TARTAR!!
Q: Your time is over, semi-sentient seafood.
A: Haha, reaal funny TARTAR. I saw you type this! I'm literally wearing your head and reading your thought log from inside of it. You arent pulling one over on me. Good attempt, though!
- SUSHI