#sushianswer

(3x) Chicken and veg kebab -🫒🍗🥕🍗🍅🍗🫑——

(A box containing three chicken and veg kebabs spawns in out of nowhere.)

— @kebab-seller

" EYY NICE!! I haven't had one of these in like- ages! "

- TARTAR!

" Huh. Nice. Thank you..! Tartar doesn't *have* a tounge or stomach, so it's more like I'm getting two.. but he seems happy to have been offered one regardless! "

- SUSHI

" ... i will be honest, i was not quite expecting this. I accept this offer, it is certainly a change in pace for me to eat *anything* after being in my nuclear warhead bunker. "

I wouldnt say exclusive but i have MANY.

Zipcaster can be used by my/sushi's tail, Splashdown, Booyah Bomb, Triple Inkstrike, and tentamissles! Also a splatling if things get dire!

- TARTAR!

I have exclusive dualies from Temaki ( @temaki-the-nautilus ) I use with my tentacle hair to double dualie. Which is where i hold two guns in my tentacles and two in my arms. The one Temaki made has tasers so it is NOT turf war legal.

I promise we are just friends. Swear on my/Sushi's tentacle tail. He looks too much like the professor it would be so weird if we were more. Hard pass if that's what you're asking about.

- Tartar!!

I didnt agree to swearing on the tail! WHAT THE CARP, TARTAR?!

- Sushi

we regrow it on command! It's painless! It won't even form an octotrooper!

- Tartar!!

I—!!

..

Fair point.

UH??? I— ?????

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We are friends i guess..?? Sushi is my partner i.. think?? We are very close atleast. And im glad for that! I regret everything i did to her and yet she still came back and was willing to give me a shot and love me and even help me get help.

- Tartar!

Maki is a friend of mine. He's supportive and cool. Also our weapons are both melee ( Roller for him, Painbrush for me ). I joked a few times about how he should have picked the Nautilus 47 but he likely couldn't anyways with his noodle arms. One day he's going to have a comeback for that and i will not be prepared in the slightest.

Overall? Real cool guy!

I..

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Thank you. That means a lot.

💚🩵

- TARTAR!! ( .. and Sushi. She's watching me type this )

I wasn't aware he was a favorite for anyone but me so color me surprised! I guess Smollusk/Order? He's more like a step-son to me though? And also not a step-son because he's not Tartar's anymore?? Child who happens to be related to Tartar but is now being cared for by the people who destroyed him??? I dunno?? He's a good kid, but Tartar seems to still be upset he didnt go the way Tartar himself did, but I'm sure he'll come around to tolerating the situation when he realizes Smollusk is happy and healthy. He isnt allowed to visit much at all ( understandable with how Pearl and Marina are concerned he'll have too much of a chaotic influence on Smollusk), but he CAN visit and I've been keeping him mostly under control.

Theres CQ Cumber. He's real neat. We didnt meet alot in the Metro person to person, i mostly know him through Tartar's experiances as his boss/creator and i respect him.

Iso Padre is sorta a friend, but we dont talk a lot. I loved collecting memcakes and we'd trade together. Again, i wasnt on the train alot, I was usually just in Tartar's first robotic form keeping him alive and well... so we didnt talk much aside from small talk and trading.

A: Haha, reaal funny TARTAR. I saw you type this! I'm literally wearing your head and reading your thought log from inside of it. You arent pulling one over on me. Good attempt, though!