#tarkatanqueen

“ How D A R E you!

                                    I S U C C E E D my father

                                                                        by his D E C R E E! ”

| @tarkatanqueen |

Me: Oh.. OH. Your edenian bae is here. The one that has two globes for butt cheeks.

Mileena: *Lunges forward* You will address my servants with respect, just as you will with me.

Me: Oh.. OH. Okay. OKAY.*Thinking: So you sleep with the majority of your ‘servants’ and I’M the one who needs to respect them. Okay.*

Mileena: *Examines my face with a look of disdain* You look as if you have something to say.

Me: ..I’d say it but not around you.

Mileena: ..Shall I beat it out of you?

Me: *Looks up at her with the bedroom eyes, then speaks in a high pitched voice* Any beating that comes from you would be pleasurable, Leena.

Mileena:… *growling intensifies*

Me: *whispers softly* B-big daddy Kano..

Mileena: ..Just when I thought you couldn’t get anymore vile. I refuse to speak this rat.

Me: Leena please.. p-please.. caress his nose for me.

Mileena: I will rip it from his ugly face and force feed it to you, darling. How about that?

Me: Whoa. HA. Whoa. *leans back in seat* Wha-ho..Oh ho.. UGLY? *Thinks* Oh you’re holding a grudge because he failed to do your dirty work.

Mileena: You, along with the rest of those traitorous scum will be killed for treason.

Me: I’m a traitor for liking his nose?

Mileena: You’re a traitorous wench for even admiring a part on his body. I am your empress. You’re to admire me.

Me: Well, well, well. Your chocolate thunder as arrived. Why don’t you go do what.. you do best?

Mileena: *Is wondering why she hasn’t killed me yet*

Me: You wanna know what’ll be funny?

Mileena: Your pretty little throat being slit.

Me: *Ignores that* You seem a little bit angry, Mileena. Why don’t you just flirt with him to lighten the mood?

Mileena: Feasting upon your flesh would be more than satisfying.

Me: ..You’re makin’ me kinda hot, with the way you talk, ya’ know?

Me: *Points* It’s—

Mileena: I know who it is you belligerent girl.

Me: I love you too. Why don’t you go and speak with him?

Mileena: I’ll do what I want with him, and you’ll have no say.

Me: Well what about Ava? I mean you can’t forget about her—

Mileena: Run along now, dear. Else I might just cut out your tongue.

Me: ..Just making suggestions. *whispers* damn I feel sorry for them.

Mileena: What was that?

Me: What was that?