#tape guy

He of course made himself look much more flashy than Stanley, who was given a typical black suit and a blue flower pinned to his left breast. Narrators was a golden and glittery 3 piece suit that was blinding in the sun, he had an entire Boquet of orange and yellow flowers (because obviously he wanted to be the most important) within the bucket.

Jack was appointed as the best man. He asked very nicely if he could wear a dress...and so narrator didn't object. Connor didn't have any other clothes so he stayed in his coat, Timekeeper had donned a very pretty (yet not too flashy, as not to draw any attention away from Narrator) sun dress, and Curator had on a dress shirt tucked into black pants.

Oh! How could we forget the line? It was swinging happily as a tie around narrators neck. Curator had volunteered to officiate the wedding, which seemed out of character until you consider how neat and orderly she is.

Narrator kept giggling like a child at the altar, acting like such a fool for Stanley, who was smiling bright as the sun in kind. Curator rolled her eyes as they kissed, but secretly she was having a good time.

Afterwards was of course the party. Narrator gave a 3 hour toast, that was forcefully interrupted by Curator asking if they could drink yet. Stanley gave a much shorter one, mostly about how nice it was to finally be out of that damn office.

Narrator had requested he and Stanley have a first dance. It was adorable to watch the two lean on each other and whisper quickly like gossiping teenagers. Narrator had never seen Stanley so damn beautiful before.

Gregory <> Cassie

Vanessa/Vanny <> Luis Cabrera (Teddy)

Tape Girl <> Jeremy

Glamrock Freddy <> Glamrock Bonnie

Glamrock Chica <> Glamrock Foxy

Roxanne <> Montgomery

Sun <> Moon

DJ Music Man <> Candy Cadet

Are these two "Joe" characters relevant

(Is Newsletter 37 still relevant to the TSP lore)

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Something is different, but I can't tell what it is

The bucket was beloved, admired and worshiped. A holy piece of metal, ruling over everything there was, since the universe started existing. But times changed. And with the world decaying and humanity extinguishing, the bucket changed as well.

It seems to hold a deep secret within itself. Because sometimes at night you can see how it changes form and turns into a beast. A beast with a tape recorded voice, cut off and mixed, searching for the last bit of humanity in the world. You could even think it acts like a real person.

Its body is made from metal. It appears to be thick and sturdy, even bullet proof. It seems to be a trait the bucket carries on.

The head is attached to a long neck. The tape-head itself is always split in half and spiked with several sharp teeth. Meanwhile the body is split as well, but held together most of the time.

Its claws and legs are very sharp. With them, it rips the skin of its prey open, to eat what's inside.

The most recognizable trait of the monster though, is its giant handle on its back. It appears to be a body part which always glows. So you better look out for that, before the monster spots you first.

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