#taobutt

me searching for tao butt:

me adding apostrophe and s:

Imagine what he could do to you...

Tagged by  pancakesunicorns

1. do you have any weird sleeping habits?

Does sleeping with 13 pillows count? Yes I am pillow rich -w-.

2. list of non asian celebrity males that you like?

LOLOL Don't really pay attention to non asian man tbh but i kinda like Chris Colfer idk.

3. Do you support the oxford comma? MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION TBH

YES! Only thing I didn't fail in english class. 

4. favorite tv shows?

WHAT IS A TV SHOW REALLY. IS TUMBLR CONSIDERED AS A TV SHOW?

5. what would you do if you walked in on hunhan making out?

Join in caz this is not the first time.

6. what would you do if Kris was one foot away from you?

Kick his balls till the bitch faint and lock him in my closet so I can do whatever I want.

Repeat step above 11 times.

7. would you join Ocean’s Eleven?

WHAT IS THIS SORRY JUST CAME BACK FROM THE STONE AGE.

8. EXO member with the best personality?

Manager Oppa. Honestly couldn't really tell but for now I think is Luhan. Pricess Lulu seems to get along with everyone.

9. Who is your EXO bias and which female idol do you ship him with?

Kris and someone from Ayama Japan.

10. do you like mango salsa?

MANGO ALL THE WAY.

11. describe your fashion style

Hobo with weave who lives in a box under the bridge.

Tagged by mryixing

1. Your opinion on Tao x GUCCI joke?

Still making fun out of it but I really don't understand why is this relevant.. Like he just happens to have a pic in front of the Gucci store lol. What if his true love is juicy couture -0-

2. EXO member that you’re not really fond of and why?

OT12 12EVER OK.

3. If you were stuck in a deserted island with your exo bias, and you ran out of food; would you let him eat you, or would you eat him?

Can I eat myself?

4. Have you ever read yaoi?

FUJOSHI SINCE 2005.

5. First ever exo bias?

KRIS

6. If your exo bias suddenly leaves the group and commits suicide the next day; what would your reaction be?

New drama? But sorry can't wait till it comes out. /sending self to hell

7. Would you let Kai grope your boobs?

But I have no boobs T-T

8. A girl group that you would never ship with exo?

Yazima Beauty Salon...

9. Do you own any BB cream?

LMFAO CAZ KRIS. Yes but I've never used it. Don't even know why I bought it in the first place.

10. How tall are you?

Shorter than Kris. 5ft3 forever my pain

11. Which exo member do you think would make a great husband?

MUST BE SUHO.

Tagged by i-punched-tao

1. what’s the most recent outgoing text message on your phone?

shitting lava brb

2. who do you hate on tumblr?

i-punched-tao

3. yeah yeah i know you’re going to put someone you whore around with and pretend you hate them. whatever. who do youreally hate on tumblr?

WOW YOU CLEVER BITCH DNT KNOW YOU WERE THIS INTELLEGENT. melody-n-harmony myself

4. describe your pyjamas. if any. hurr hurr.

kawaii rainbow panty with a blanket on.

5. write a haiku about me. because i am awesome.

Serious error,

I think i m in love with you,

tears leaking free.

6. seriously question - what’s one thing you want to change about yourself?

My personality. I found myself really annoying sometimes all the time. I can never keep a convo going T-T need HELP

7.  selca. now. no pretty lighting no fancy make up no photoshop. get em sexy faces out. go.

8. what are you proud of the most in your life/your biggest accomplishment thus far.

First single varsity tennis idk - - 

9. a really good joke. bonus points if it’s dirty woo hoo.

i have no ability to tell jokes.

10. what is your left hand doing right now. don’t lie.

scratching my face -o-

11. on a scale of mani mani to very very super super how much do you love me.

sorrah, foreign, no engulish no.

Tagged by ayoo-kris

1. Have you ever been in love?

NO T________________________________T BRB CRYING IN A PIT HOLE

2. Why are you following me? Like seriously why?

GURL, BECAUSE THIS IS MY FATE.

3. If life gave you lemons, what would you do with it?

Cut it into slices and rub it on my face because mom said it helps exfoliate.

4. How many Exo albums do you own?

Like 2. Again I am broke as hell T-T

5. How do you feel about the title “Sexy, Free and Single?”

Me exactly ok.

6. Favorite tumblrs? (Cos Im out of ideas)

Srsly have a ton, should make a blogroll soon.

7. Name the Exo MEMBER you see yourself marrying.

KRIS

8. Name the Exo member who you see objecting your marriage.

KRIS. 

9. Name the Exo member who you would want as your brother.

KRIS

10. Name the Exo member who you would want as your sister.

KRIS sista bish

11. Explain why for the last four questions. :D

Because KRIS IS MY BITCH AND HE WILL FOREVER BE NO MATTER WHO HE IS TO ME. 

OMFG BRAIN NOT FULLY FUNCTION IN THE MORNING OK

my questions:

1. Have you ever been tied up? Did you enjoy it?

2. If not do you want to be tied up by your bias -w-? DONT LIE

3. Do you have any strange phobias?

4. Are you afraid of height like Luhan?

5. What have you done because YOLO?

6. What would you do on the last day on earth?

7. Where would you hide the body after you murder someone? EMERGENCY 

8. Do you like JPOP?? If so who's you fav?? need to find some jpop loving fren TWT 

9. Watch any animes?

10. Would you marry me =3=?