#tamponproblems

So me and my friend Abbi are chilling at my house (she laying on the counter and me making food) when i leave the room to grab the chapstick.

She calls out, "where are you going?"

me: to get the chapstick

abbi: the what?

me: the chapstick!

abbi: the chopsticks??

me: why would i have chopsticks in the bathroom?

it goes kinda quiet and when i come out she's laughing. she says:

"when you said that, i started seriously contemplating why you would need chopsticks in the bathroom"

its like, oops, i lost my tampon up there, thank goodness i have these handy dandy chopsticks....