Of course, we've gotta talk about Talviel. Because I can.
Talviel is a Nord-Imperial chef born and raised in Riften. At 16, she joined the Thieves Guild and soon rose through the ranks to become one of the Guild's best all-rounders. Now in her early 30s, she's mostly given up a life of crime to travel Tamriel as a wandering chef and part-time activist, which she's done for over half a decade. Of course, that makes her a battle-seasoned adventurer (and the Dragonborn but we're ignoring that for the NPC energy here).
Things she might say in passing would include: 'Yikes, that may be cast iron but you really don't know how to scrub, huh?' 'Sheogorath may have suggested cheese for everyone, but I propose cheese just for me.' 'Let's have a mead break. I know I say that a lot, but adventuring is thirsty work.'
Talviel as a follower fights with either a bow or dual wield daggers. She's a sneaky bean and prefers distance kills to melee fighting if she can help it. As for being safe? The girl is hella neurotic sometimes, so yes, I'd say so.
Thanks @mareenavee for the tag! Go ahead and copy this ask game for everyone else!