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“i’m just sayin’, if you think rum is superior to gin then you obviously have absoloutely no understanding of the world. and that’s ok, you know, i’m here for you. we’ll get you through this.”

"uh, so i was over in the bushes over there earlier ‘cause, y’know, i had to piss like a racehorse,” hayden started shakily. “well, so i’m pretty sure there was poison ivy or something over there ‘cause i’ve got a rash on my leg, and it’s fucking hell,” he lamented, scratching the red spot with fervor.

Haven’t been camping in ages, feels like staying in Turkey all over again.  Bit different with the massive amounts of poison oak though.  If anyone needs any help with identification, let me know.  I know I’m the new guy, but I’d rather not see any of you lot come into the Nursery asking for poison oak soap and the like

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