#talkaboutyourself

Strangly enough...my first kiss. Like first little kid peck was with a girl. Her name was Yesenia and we lived in the same apartment complex. She spoke broken English and I wore way too many ribbons in my hair. There is something about apartments that are built for those under 4'0. So many nooks and crannies in which to hide and peck. We hid on the other side of my friend Erin's apartment and talked about whatever the hell anyone talks about when periods are a distant nightmare. Toys? School? And I leaned in and kissed her, or maybe she leaned in and kissed me? Either way, as I am the fastest person in ever, 2 years later we were dry humping as best we could on a forgotten mattress while "playing house."