#tal.draws

[ID: fake discord screenshots between the tmnt boys. The chat reads as follows, with their discord nicknames in parentheses:

Mikey (Micheal with a B): If yall don't knock it off right now

Leo (That Bitch): I'd Love to go eat my cold soup in peace, if SOMEONE would stop attacking me for it!!

Donnie (The Funny One): You're killing me you're killing your brother Leon cereal is Not A Soup how many times do we have to go over this

Leo changes his name to "Cold Soup Truther"

Leo (Cold Soup Truther): Mad because you dont have cold soup, arent you? ;]

Raph sends a screenshot from the sonic realtime fandub of Eggman saying "what are you two FUCKING talking about"

Mikey's name changes to "Doctor Delicate Touch"

Mikey (Doctor Delicate Touch): Alright that's it

Leo (Cold Soup Truther): Oops

Raph (Raph): Oh no

Donnie (The Funny One): Wait Mikey we can talk about this

End ID]

Laid awake for several hours thinking about wanting to make this joke the other day

Bonus: the aftermath

[ID: Two digitally drawn and simply colored pictures of Reigen Arataka. The first image shows him leaning against his desk in his office and gesturing with both hands, with a speech bubble above him containing a screenshot of a text post by comfytaire that reads: "feelings r like boogie boards. u can try and push em down under the surface but they will always and very instantly come right back up and slam u in the face. i think aristotle said that"

The second image shows Reigen standing in waist high water flailing and being knocked backwards as a boogie board splashes out of the water in front of him and slams him in the chin. He is blurred from the motion and his visible eye is drawn as an x. The boogie board is labeled "28 years of repression" and there is text above Reigen that says "100% knockout!" in all caps. End ID]

Did you guys know I would do anything for them

[ID: A digital colored drawing of Donnie and Leo from rottmnt, Donnie is crouching with his feet far apart and his knees at right angles. His arms are in a similar position as his legs out to his sides, and he is squinting and frowning intensely up at Leo. Leo is on his tip-toes, T posing and leaning over Donnie with wide eyes and a closed-mouth smile, slightly menacing and also silly. The background is a blurred screenshot of the lair. End ID]