#takeatripdownmemorylane

A few weeks ago, my ex-roommate contemplated whether she should or shouldn't sign up for a Sugar Daddy website.  (Ain't that quite a way to start a story!)  As she weighed the pros and cons, she asked for mine and my ex-roommate's opinion.  My response?

"Use what the good Lord gave you!"

Both ex-roommates and I burst out laughing.  The first words uttered out of my mouth after that?

"And that's why I'll never date a Mormon boy!"

More laughter.

After a bit more discussion, she decided to make a profile. (My line of reasoning, a.k.a. using what the good Lord gave you, was a huge reason she decided to do it).  As she made her profile, she realized that she needed to put in an email.  She didn't want to use any of her existing emails, as she didn't want her profile to ever be tracked, so she created a new one.  We came to the problem now of what her address should be.  She said she wanted something creative.  My very first response?

"Use mezoehorny!"

Looks of disbelief from my roommates, turned into fits of laughter.  We cracked up for a good two minutes over that one.  After finally quieting down, I say,

"And that's why I know FOR SURE that I'll never date a Mormon boy!"