#taitally

I’m fucking crying how can I KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE IN A PUBLIC FACE GDI HAWKMON I HATE YOU TOO YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER

“T-- ONII-CHAN!! Don’t say such things about Hawkmon!! He has done nothing but help the true love between me and Miyako-san come true! It’s not his fault that you are too gay to keep a straight face in public! Homosexuality runs in our family and you know that, onii-chan!”

- The joke’s on you, Taichi-san. While you were laughing at my antics, your sister and I ran away and got married. Right, Hikari-chan?~

- …

- …I said: RIGHT, HIKARI-CHAN?~

As soon as she finished her sentence, a Hawkmon wearing Miyako’s school uniform and a wig suspiciously similar to Hikari’s hairstyle appeared.

“A-ah…r-right, Miyako-san… Uhhh, w-we are running away to..to…”

- Mexico!

“MEXICO! I m-mean, we are running away to Mexico, Ta– onii-chan! F-Farewell!”

- See? We are happily married and Hikari-chan doesn’t need you anymore! See you never, Taichi-saaaan~

As the night wore on and her feet tired, Seles found herself at one of the tables with refreshments. She was pouring herself a drink when she saw a yellow creature peek its head over the counter, nearly causing her to drop her cup. More than a month in the city now, she needed to start getting used to these things happening...

“Did--Did you want some, too?”

✴: » The boy wasn’t that interesting. The little dinosaur thing next to him? That grabbed her attention. She quickly got touchy when she saw the resemblance between it and her Dinosword and Macesaur, albeit standing on two feet and without any kind of melee weapon. It didn’t.. seem like a fiend or a Servan but god damn if it didn’t come close to it. Finally addressing the boy, she’d do so with a question completely invalidating him outside of providing answers. 

stay away from my sister

And, in that moment, the Fourth Wall begin to crumble as Miyako’s heart broke into pieces.

“Wanna see a pretty cool party trick?” Chess wrapped his arm around the boy, a smile on his features. With a flick of his wrist, his hand held a wallet from a stranger he’d pass by before. His smile grew wider as he flicked his wrist again to reveal a very expensive looking watch.