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6. “Hit and run” kiss (when you kiss someone and run away)

Another late night shift at The Inventory finally finished, Cress hurriedly clocked out and gathered his bag. Saying a quick goodnight to his co-workers, he went out the back and was met with the sight of one of the establishment’s regulars. His (recently established) boyfriend, Tycho Brahe, who looked up from his smartphone and smiled. 

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With Engie, Cress loves him, but is wary of both his god complex and sadistic tendencies towards the people he kills for a living. When they first met he especially was nervous around him, as someone from the American South as well, Cress knew that Southern Hospitality could be easily faked and the Engineer's true feelings could be the opposite of hospitable. Presently though, Cress has a deep trust in Engie and it's definitely reciprocated.

With Murdoc, Cress was initially kinda grossed out by him, honestly. What with his canonically poor hygiene and everything else about him. Then as he got to know Murdoc more and more, he became disgusted with him. What with how he treats 2D and pretty much everyone else. However, Cress was also intrigued by Murdoc. As much as he hated it he kinda liked the guy sometimes...And then Plastic Beach happened, which almost permanently destroyed their budding friendship. But, Murdoc has made it up to both Cress and 2D over the years, slowly anyways... Murdoc, Cress, and 2D in modern day are in a poly relationship, with Cress and 2D married and Murdoc dating Cress. It was a hell of a ride to get to this point, but Cress is glad he stuck with it and is honestly proud of Murdoc for wanting to make up for his past transgressions. (Even if he still smells.)

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