Omigod I got some giving weird customer who started by asking me how old I was, if I was single, telling me I should date men 30-35 (I am 25) because if your boyfriend is 25 you're babysitting him and any younger is robbing the cradle, insisted on talking about his previous military service and asked if any of the men in my family were in the military, made me spell out all the letters using military alphabet (the alpha bravo Charlie thing) talked about how little he respected his daughter and millenials and that he should have been born 100 years ago when men were men. Then he started talking about jesus and how Paul was the best apostle because he got beheaded, went on a 5 minute thing about god and how everyone has the responsibility to witness or whatever God..... He killed me average handle time and made me feel so fuckinf awkward.
