#taetae.

hello i’m currently in the middle of the atlantic ocean and no one knows what i truly look like and what crazy shenanigans i will get up to later so to distract you i’d like to present two photos of me peacefully enjoying my drink and later looking mildly annoyed because i don’t have my drink anymore. thoughts?

if you’re planning to call me don’t be surprised if i don’t pick up i’m in the middle of nowhere and i will only update with any sightings of the endangered asian black bear 🐻

wtf so ur just gonna scroll past without saying happy birthday to my dog pls comment under this post saying “happy birthday kim yeontan” for clear skin and 74 years of good luck

sleep like a winter bear 🐻🐯💜

hi guys i'm taehyung and i'm a professional sunglass model from korea please respond to this post with your fursona i'm struggling to figure out my own although it might take me some time to reply because i've currently been locked in babie jail by my bandmates and i'm trying to scratch my way out but it's not going so well please help. @ findingyeontan

fun fact did you know that you can get sued in Paris if you're seen in public without a beret also this post is sponsored by Mediheal™ and Samyang™ 

if u saw me on the street looking like this while walking my dog would u think im cute be honest 

one day i was playing this mobile game and someone asked in the chat if anyone likes bts so i told them that i fucking hate taehyung.