Oh? Iām a bitch? Or a dick? Or a douchebag? For being a person who has dealt with enough problems that they could probably create a whole new fucking galaxy and cultivate plants and instigate plant-life with all the bullshit given to me: who thus has no patience for ignorance and immaturity in my life that I will flat out call you out on your bullshit: for recognizing that everyone has problems and not to pretend that Iām the center of peopleās attention and for placing MYSELF at the center of MY attention, and so my priorities are on me: for respecting that everyone has their differences, and also respecting that I myself am different, and so I will naturally respond to certain things perhaps rudely because I donāt like it. Yeah, okay. Youāre right then, you didnāt insult me, you just proved youāre challenged in your dictionary, in that every derogatory insult is used in different occasions despite not having any validity in the actually situation. A bitch is a female dog, donāt be surprised when I ābitch smack youā for being an uncultured cur, cause thatās what you called me, right? A dick is a reproductive organ for making future generations, forgive me for ripping you a new one with by brutal honesty, after all, as a dick, Iām supposed to penetrate, right? Iām a douchebag? Really, Iām a shower bag? Well, thank you? Douche actually means shower, you did know that, right? It doesnāt only refer to the device that wipes your ass, when has calling someone a jerk become so difficult? And even then, fine, donāt be upset when I wipe your ass clean with harsh words and wipe the slate clean. Thank you though for referring me as one of these insults to mean that I am realistic, temperament, and intolerable of others insensitivity and ignorance.
