#bitchmodeactivated

Oh? I’m a bitch? Or a dick? Or a douchebag? For being a person who has dealt with enough problems that they could probably create a whole new fucking galaxy and cultivate plants and instigate plant-life with all the bullshit given to me: who thus has no patience for ignorance and immaturity in my life that I will flat out call you out on your bullshit: for recognizing that everyone has problems and not to pretend that I’m the center of people’s attention and for placing MYSELF at the center of MY attention, and so my priorities are on me: for respecting that everyone has their differences, and also respecting that I myself am different, and so I will naturally respond to certain things perhaps rudely because I don’t like it. Yeah, okay. You’re right then, you didn’t insult me, you just proved you’re challenged in your dictionary, in that every derogatory insult is used in different occasions despite not having any validity in the actually situation. A bitch is a female dog, don’t be surprised when I “bitch smack you” for being an uncultured cur, cause that’s what you called me, right? A dick is a reproductive organ for making future generations, forgive me for ripping you a new one with by brutal honesty, after all, as a dick, I’m supposed to penetrate, right? I’m a douchebag? Really, I’m a shower bag? Well, thank you? Douche actually means shower, you did know that, right? It doesn’t only refer to the device that wipes your ass, when has calling someone a jerk become so difficult? And even then, fine, don’t be upset when I wipe your ass clean with harsh words and wipe the slate clean. Thank you though for referring me as one of these insults to mean that I am realistic, temperament, and intolerable of others insensitivity and ignorance.

I will not hit a girl, nor will I hit a guy; despite my incredible urge to remind people to not fuck with me; but I will fucking psychologically murder a person if they fuck with someone I care for. Physical pain lasts for a few short seconds (it’s usually the psychological pain that sticks to victims of domestic abuse), murder leads to getting locked up, and no thanks, don’t wanna ruin my chances for getting a job in the future, psychological damages lasts nearly forever if you don’t get help. I can’t be implicated for such actions. And I don’t consider it malicious, I consider it as karma acting through me. It would be rude to ignore such a dignified lady.