"If you discredit Frederick's hard work, and rip off the sleeves of your clothing once more, Mister- I will not hesitate to change my default browser to Stahlfari! It's not very nice of you to do that to poor Frederick!"
One thing Chrom was terrified of almost as much as the thought of losing his wife was said wifeās stern-talking. He was, quite literally, Whipped and (un)fortunately for him, Robin was all too aware of that.
That, and her hidden threat was a kick to the face ā
Stahlfari?!?! Really?! Everyone knows that Google Chrom is where itās at for the best browser out there, bias aside! He has the best safety measures, the highest capabilities, hell it was royalty! She couldnāt do that to him, right?
ā¦. Right?
He could feel bullets sweating down his complexion, Google Chrom raising one of his hands in an attempt to try and appease his will-definitely-change-her-browser-if-he-lets-her waifu 4 laifu, trying his best to hide the offending object in questionās grave on the floor (he canāt tell her that he literally just ripped off the sleeve before she came in!! What would she THINK?!!?)
āRobin, waifu of my dokisā¦ā¦ā¦ now now, letās not be hastyā¦ā¦ā¦. while itās Frederickās job to assist me, he does it of his own violation and I value his hard work very muchā¦ā¦..ā
He had to change the topic; quick. His livelihood as the Browser of Her Default Heart was at a jeopardy, here. He casually wrapped his arm (that obviously had a sleeve, obviously) around her shoulders as he gently encouraged her to rest her cheek against his chest, humming out one of the only decent-sounding Google Pixel ringtones, the Romantic one. can u feel the luv 2nite
āIāve been working on my choices ofā¦. musical tasteā¦. at your suggestion. Compared to the other āglass-breakingā sounds you commented on, I think this one sounds just romantic, donāt you?ā















