#tacitofidem

Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who’s more dominant: Jack doesn’t like to be dominant, so leaves it to Ernest.

Who’s the cuddler: Ernest

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Ernest/Jack

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: lying on the bed/couch and cuddling.

Who uses all the hot water: Jack spends a lot of time in the shower, because he’s still feeling dirty due to his past profession.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Jack feeling way too spoiled by Ernest

Who does most of the cleaning: Ernest

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Jack

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  no rule on that, botg do

Who leaves their stuff around: Jack

Who remembers to buy the milk: Ernest

Who remembers anniversaries:  Ernest

Who cooks normally: Ernest

How often do they fight: Not often, and if they do, Jack wins anyway lol

What do they do when they’re away from each other: do their own things

Nicknames for each other: Jack calls Ernest Ernie sometimes.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Ernest

Who steals the covers at night: Jack

What would they get each other for gifts: Ernest something romantic/cute; Jack would give something practical

Who kissed who first: Ernest

Who made the first move: Ernest

Who remembers things: both, depends what kind of things

Who started the relationship: Ernest

Who cusses more: Jack

What would they do if the other one was hurt: Ernest would freak out, Jack would be rather calm about the situation.

Who is the dirty talker: neither for serious, though Jack sometimes likes to tease Ernest with what he had learned in the past.

Who would be the big spoon? ErnestWho would wake up first? Ernest, I remember you saying that it would be because of Jack’s nightmaresDo they have nicknames for each other? Ernest calls Jack things such as hun etc. and Jack sometimes goes with ‘Ernie’, to tease him.What happened when they met each other’s parents? Jack’s father never cared much, Ernest’s on the other hand…a minute of silence for Ernest.How do they apologise after an argument? Ernest, broken and desperate, apologises, Jack rather not.What would they be like as parents? Well, Jack can take care of children, no matter how fake was it with Vincent and GilbertWhat sort of gifts do they get for each other? Ernest would give some romantic things, while Jack could make him a music box or something.Who gets jealous easiest? ErnestWho is the most adventurous? Neither, Ernest is too scared, and Jack only pretends he is.Who is the most protective? ErnestWhat would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Young doting Ernest tho.*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*Half of the Red songs more for Ernest, but Red: Never be the same, maybe Pieces too, for the more painful AUs Hymn for the missing.

 Do I ship it?

Winter's Tale AU.

Silence only accompanied the man on that empty cementary. That was the true grave of all famous Jack Vessalius, yet no crowd around it. Who would’ve believed that a mortal man managed to live so many years, almost without a change? Was this a punishment, or a privilege? Perhaps it could be none of them? It’s wonderful how the universe still works exactly as a perfect, thoroughly planned mechanism, even though there is an eternal chess tournament going on, and we are the pawns and prizes at the same time. Strange, that even though that same system has been running invariable, it is still possible for it to surprise and fool even such intelligent beings, and humans are said to be.

That confusion makes a great opportunity for evil to step forth and whisper in the ears of men. That one in particular was corrupted beyond repair, yet he had a power to make a change, without even being aware of it.

This man, who was crushed under the burden of his sins was able to obtain the miracle of life from a girl, even though he had used her so disgustingly. She knew that her miracle was destined to that corrupted soul.

And so he lived, oblivious as to what his real mission was. The devil himself tried to inculcate the idea that he was destined for destruction in the name of promise he had never made, yet he has fulfilled his true aim without even realising it. He has appeased the tormented soul, which might have otherwise never feel free from what his family taught him using violent methods. Even though the blond couldn’t love by himself, he made it possible for others to learn that feeling. The one and only gift he was able to give the other.

Even if he had to go, what he has done will not be for naught. Experience is the only thing that can’t be truly taken away from us.

"What are you talking about, stupid escort, we already have five of them."