#tabitha leon

Otto: Flushed Away

Wing: The Road to El Dorado

Shelby: Over the Hedge

Laura: How to Train Your Dragon

Nigel: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Franz: Kung Fu Panda

Lucy: Shark Tale

Raven: Shrek

Dr. Nero: PLOT TWIST HE'S DESPICABLE ME PRODUCED BY UNIVERSAL PICTURES THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

Diabolus: Megamind

Cypher: Bee Movie

Overlord: Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Ms. Leon: Madagascar

Professor Pike: Monsters vs. Aliens

I was forced at gunpoint to make Nero a catboy after some weird wordplay was made, so now I present you: Nya-ro.

He is not pleased.

otto

[img id: Mulaney saying, “and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing /end id]

wing

[img id: Mulaney saying “and without looking up at me, my dad just said, “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair” /end id]

shelby

[img id: Mulaney swinging his arm wildly to the side saying, “Everyone get out of my way!” /end id]

laura

[img id: Mulaney leaning forward with his full body like a folksy 1940′s car salesman saying, ‘Do My Friends hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? /end id]

lucy

[img id: mulaney smugly saying, “I’m new in town.” /end id]

franz

[img id: mulaney majestically saying, “I lived like a god damn ninja turtle /end id]

nigel

[img id: mulaney swinging his arm and saying, “my vibe is more like, “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.” /end id]

h.i.v.e.mind

[img id: mulaney saying, “I don’t like confrontation because I’ve never been in a fight before” /end id]

nero

[img id: John Mulaney doing italian fingers and saying, “I trust a woman more.” /end id]

raven

[img id: mulaney abruptly gesturing to the floor where an imaginary body lies, saying, “I’d murder him and then people would run up and be like, “Whoa! You just killed an old, old man!” /end id]

darkdoom

[img id: Mulaney saying, “I am gay.” /end id]

colonel francisco

[img id: Mulaney saying to Pete Davidson, “Oh, who’s the best friend? Oh, a disgraced nuclear scientist?” /end id]

professor pike

[img id: Mulaney stepping back and saying, “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.” /end id]

ms. leon

[img id: with one hand raised into a loose fist, Mulaney says, “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.” /end id]

overlord

otto

[img id: a light green jar candle with the “april showers” scent /end id]

wing

[img id: a light green sage & citrus jar candle /end id]

laura

[img id: a light yellow jar candle with a “flowers in the sun” scent /end id]

shelby

[img id: a light pink tumbler candle with the pink sands scent /end id]

nigel

[img id: a white midnight jasmine candle /end id]

franz

[img id: a brown chocolate layer cake jar candle /end id]

lucy

[img id: a bright yellow sicilian lemon tumbler candle /end id]

tom

[img id: a dark blue warm luxe cashmere candle /end id]

penny

[img id: a gray fireside-scented jar candle /end id]

nero

[img id: a light gray balsam and clove scented candle /end id]

raven

[img id: a white sparkling snow candle /end id]

diabolus darkdoom

[img id: a dark orange honey clementine candle /end id]

the contessa

[img id: a muted green candle labelled “al fresco afternoon” /end id]

professor pike

[img id: a white clean cotton candle /end id]

ms. leon

[img id: a light purple lemon lavender candle /end id]

colonel francisco

[img id: a gray tumbler candle that is oak and amber incense scented /end id]

overlord

ms. leon: i just wanted to thank you again for bringing me on as a stealth & evasion teacher

dr. nero: not at all, tabitha. i trust you'll be a valuable asset for our students here.

ms. leon: and thank you for letting me bring my cat; i really don't know what i'd do without her

dr. nero: please, it's no trouble at all and we want you to feel at home here. besides, it makes sense that a stealth teacher would appreciate cats. we all have to learn from the masters.

professor pike:

professor pike: she teaches stealth.... and cats are stealthy

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[img id: the how they eat candy meme

(1) licks the candy like a normal human being: Nero, Wing

(2) keeps it in their mouth until it’s fully disintegrated: Pike, Otto, Laura

(3) bites the candy entirely and spits out the stick: Darkdoom, Francisco, Shelby

(4) bites the candy entirely but eats it along with the stick: Franz

One | Imperfection | Ms. Leon, Colonel Francisco

Two | Being Unloved | Franz

Three | Being Unvalued | Dr. Nero, Otto, Tom

Four | Abandonment | Penny, Lucy

Five | Incapability | Wing, Professor Pike, Pietor Furan

Six | Everything Will Go Wrong | Nigel 

Seven | Pain | Shelby

Eight | Being Controlled | Diabolus Darkdoom, Anastasia Furan

Nine | Loss | Raven, Laura

*note: for those who haven’t read about this before, “fears” doesn’t mean this is the only or even primary fear/emotion people experience all the time; it relates to a primary lack or thing they didn’t get told enough as kids.