Phil: So I’ve been doing abit of man grooming basically.
Dan: That’s perfectly acceptable.
Phil: Sniff it. My face smells of the ocean. Sniff it.
Phil: *gets close to Dan’s face and is like 4cm away from Dan’s lips*
Dan: *sniffs* mMMmmM.
Me: *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA











