Any plans for the holidays?
[gusts of wind blowing by, carrying the tune of ♪Please Come Home For Christmas coming from the factory♪]
We’re gonna be having guests over!! Rett and Dai said they’re really close by, like five to ten miles close? Som’s going to ground them both as soon as they arrive, pff. Rett, especially, is quadrupled grounded for some reason.
[♪Bells will be ringing…this sad, sad news…Ohh what a Christmas…to have the blues♪]
ANYWAY…….I’m on a roof right now. The Lerkim roof, specifically! Why? ‘Cause it feels great, duh. Takes your mind off of things. Gives you a new perspective. Yelling from a roof is very therapeutic, as well. I’ve been taking requests from the radio folks on what to yell into the abyss tonight, and I’m super feeling that adrenaline rush right now!!!
[♪Friends and relations~ send salutations~♪]
But that was just a spur of the moment thing. What I really came up here to do was…a science experiment. I’m testing out the laws of fate and magical destiny in this zombie apocalypse. [stands up]
[the sound of paper fluttering]
I’m going to throw this paper airplane in Rett’s direction. And we’ll see if he catches it.
[♪There’ll be no more sorrow, no grief and pain…And I’ll be happy, happy once again♪]
Aaaaand now it’s too small to make out.
[speaking into the radio] Rett!! Watch out for it.