#system trouble

mom:so who are you right now?

me:huh,,?

mom:you dont have cat ears on today so i know youre my ashley bashley today. see i like this person whos all nice and social and happy. the person with the cat ears is kinda hostile :/

me:*sweats nervously* hhaaha... what are you talkIng about,,,,

mom:no cmon tell me im trying to understand whats happening! whats the other one named, puppykitty, dogcat, puppyccat?

me:AHHM IM GONNA GO TO MY ROOM;;;;

mom:no wait dont run away!!