>Berdly, open up your modus
You open up your SYLLADEX. You recently started using a 3x3 PUZZLE CUBE MODUS. You would use a 4x4 MODUS, but unfortunately, those have not been INVENTED YET. They just can't match your genius, you suppose.
Oh! The game! You had nearly forgotten. Your friend Noelle left some sort of video game for you in your backpack when you weren't looking. You later put it in your SYLLADEX for extra safekeeping. One of the packages bears upon it the DELTA RUNE. Because of that, you're assuming it's related to Dragon Blazers somehow...but you can't find any information about it online.
Ah, Noelle. Poor, sweet, Noelle. It's become apparent over the past few years that she's hopelessly in love with you. This game is likely an attempt of hers to win your favor. Alas, you do not feel the same...but you would feel awful scorning her affections when she's been such a great friend. It's fine. You still do enjoy playing games with her, after all. You should take the game out of your SYLLADEX.
Each CAPTCHACARD in your SYLLADEX splits into nine smaller CARDS, color coded for ease of understanding. To take an item out of your SYLLADEX, you must align all nine cards onto one face in a manner identical to that of a 3x3 PUZZLE CUBE, hence the name. Interestingly, the MODUS literally splits each object into nine---you COULD take an item out of any of the 54 cards, but it would be one-ninth of the item you put in. A certain human, you think, might suggest only putting things in your SYLLADEX that can be easily reassembled from nine distinct parts, forgoing the need to actually solve the puzzle. You would reply by saying that CHEATING and HACKING is for RUFFIANS and HOOLIGANS. PUZZLE-SOLVING is the POINT of FETCH MODII. TRUE GAMERS understand this, and you, of course, are a TRUE GAMER.
In fact, although the requirements of the MODUS are rather lenient, you hold yourself to an even HIGHER standard than that. Sure, you only have to solve on face to get your item, but a TRUE GAMER would solve ALL SIX in ONE SITTING. Someone TRULY INTELLIGENT, like YOURSELF, would plot out EVERY MOVE IN ADVANCE. They would solve it in ONE FELL SWOOP, just according to keikaku, as though they were a character from one of your favorite TV shows, Doom Journal. Murderous behavior and slow descent into madness notwithstanding.
What you have to do, from start to finish, is...uh...
(up right, left up, down left, up left, right up, up right, up right, down left, right down, right down...no, wait, goddamnit, right down, down right, right up, left down, down right, up left, up right, down right...uh...)
...maybe it's not the greatest idea to try that?
Wait, no. Of course it's a great idea. You made it, after all. Thinking that it wasn't is the stupidest thought you've had in weeks. Years, even, because you don't have stupid thoughts. You couldn't let your hypothetical audience see, uh...
...Well. Welly well well. Welly well well wellington. Of course, of course. It would be TOO SIMPLE to solve it now. You can do it later, just at the moment that it's required. That would be sufficiently dramatic and amazing, in such a fashion that suits you.
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