Hi welcome to I lost all control this morning and would like to bring everyone down with me! Please join :)
Obligatory Jairus and Einn cuz theyâre the only ones with actual content đ I do love them though
And here we have Castys and Syll, who I wrote about once and will write about again soonish cuz Iâm using them for my creative writing class because I have very bad Love Castys Disease. Heâs so fun to write. And Syll just has to put up with him.
So weâre tagging @just-a-raccoon-with-wifiâ @galaxywhumpâ and @my-whumpy-little-heartâ (I would tag the whole clown gang but I donât wanna use up all the @ right away know that I love you all kk) As always, no pressure to do it and jump in if you want (â'âĄ'â) âż
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Uhh yeah I finally had to turn in my writing portfolio AKA I finished my phat fiction story with a whumpy ending!Â
This is a VERY non-canon space pirate AU featuring Castys, Syll, and Erebus, all of whom are mortal and completely human here.
Castys Masterlist
Ingredients: character death, body horror, implied amputation, self harm to escape from danger
âHey, Castys, I just picked up another old distress signal. And itâs close by, so we should be able to at least pop by and grab some valuables before we need to head back to base,â Syll said, glancing up from her command console.
âThis better not be another planet with one of those giant evil apocalypse monsters still roaming around. The scars that fish thing gave me have not gone away yet.â Castys rolled down his sleeve as he said this, revealing a row of puncture marks that stood out on his bronze skin. He lazily examined them while still driving their spaceship.Â
âThe cool thing about scars is that they donât go away.â
âOh hey shut up look at that itâs the planet-wow itâs super white.â Castys peered out the window at the huge white sphere that had come into view once the ship had slowed down. Syll got out of her chair and joined him in front of the main window.
âIs it winter in both hemispheres? I didnât think this one was far enough from its sun to warrant this much ice. And I canât see any structures or oceans or anything, everything must have been completely frozen over. It could be how they all died,â Syll mused.
âWell, if we get too cold we can always just stab ourselves with our thousand degree knives.â Castys pulled out his plasma knife and held it close to his chest, which probably would have killed him if the blade had been turned on. âBig toasty~.â He put it back in his pocket. âAnyway, could you go get Erebus up while I land this thing? Iâll do it in the southern hemisphere since itâs supposed to be summer there and less cold is good.â Syll nodded and went to wake Erebus, who was sleeping on the lower deck of the ship.
Castys landed the ship in a field next to a frozen city. The three of them met near the exit hatch, and Erebus checked the outside conditions display to see if the atmosphere would be breathable. It was, thankfully, but there was something else that stood out on this supposed frozen planet. âGuys⊠I donât think thatâs ice out there. The temp gauge says itâs warm out there. Like above-the-melting-point-of-water warm.â
âFor real?â Castys replied, shoving Erebus aside to look. âWack. Guess I wonât need all this warmy stuff then. Especially since this planet isnât one where the atmosphere isnât made of toxic gas thatâs going to burn my skin.â He shed his warmer layers, and the other two followed suit.
When they stepped outside, they had to shield their eyes for a moment. Everything was a blinding white as far as the eye could see. Every tree and building was covered in a layer of glittering crystals. Flowers sprouted here and there, unnaturally still in the breeze. The ground crunched as they walked on it, the only sound disturbing the unnatural silence that pressed on their ears. The dead planets they pillaged typically still had some sort of life on them, something crawling or running or flying about, but everything here was completely still. Frozen, quiet, and crystalline.
Upon entering the city, they began to find the people. Their forms had been hard to make out from far away in the stark-white environment, but there were hundreds of them throughout the streets. Each and every one was frozen in time. Running, crawling, fallen to the ground, screaming in agony, in disbelief, reaching out to one another, staring up to the sky. Perfectly still statues with every flavor of pain and fear written across their faces.
âWhat...happened here?â Erebus had stopped in front of the form of a woman collapsed on her knees, a look of horror on her face as she stared at her own hands.
âYeah this is pretty messed up.â Castys nudged the arm of a person lying on the ground, but they didnât budge. âI donât know if itâs as bad as that one planet with all the mushrooms...well, Iâm sure yâall remember, but these guys are just like, perfectly frozen in their, uh, magic crystal death.â
âWhat does it matter? Weâre not here to play detective for a dead planet.â Syll paid the frozen people no mind, weaving past them as she continued to walk down the street, looking buildings up and down. âBesides, thereâs no use getting all sad about dead people we donât even know. We see them all the time, pillaging dead planets as much as we do, and this timeâs no different.â
âI donât think weâve seen anything exactly like this before.â Syll shot an annoyed glare at Castys and he held his hands up in surrender, continuing, âI get what youâre saying, though, so Iâm down to stop staring at dead people and try to find some valuables.â He began walking with Syll, and Erebus reluctantly followed, giving the dead woman one last glance.
The three of them usually tried to find a museum or building of the sort when pillaging planets, since works of art of precious artifacts were worth a lot more galaxywide than the planetâs local currency ever could be. Normally, street signs and maps could typically assist in their search, but their crystalline coating made them impossible to read. Erebus tried to scrape the crystals off, but his efforts yielded nothing but more crystals. Wandering around looking for a museum was all they could do.
However, once they saw the building in the distance, they knew they had found it. It was much shorter than the surrounding buildings and was flanked by impressive columns and statues. The three walked through the open doors hoping there was something of value inside. The lights no longer worked, but huge windows along the walls allowed enough light in to see, even though the glass had been turned into the strange crystals. The situation inside the museum wasnât any different from the outside. Every single thing had been converted to crystals, from the skeletons to the works of art, a blank white scene of greatness long-gone.
âI donât think thereâs gonna be anything worthwhile in here since itâs all crystal-y. Letâs just call this one a dud and head out.â Castys began to turn back and head outside.
âWait.â Erebus held his arm out, stopping him. âA lot of museums have, like, a room with different minerals and stuff right? Maybe if this place had one we could go and see if this planet has some weird mineral that, I donât know, spread all over for some reason? Thereâs gotta be a sign with information or something.âÂ
âThat would be a great idea except for, oh yeah,â Castys gestured to a large blank sign next to him, âwords arenât real.â There was an awkward pause. âLike reading words. Here. Because of the crystals. If there was a sign we couldnât read it. Because everything turned into-â Erebus clamped a hand over Castysâs mouth before he could continue.
âThank you, Castys. Shut up, Castys.â Castys responded in an even more mature manner by shoving his friend back, causing him to trip and fall on his back. âOuch. Geez, dude. You made me bite my tongue.â
âOH NO! Iâve killed you, my dear friend.â Castys fell to his knees, his hands clasped in front of him as if in prayer. âForgive me for this grave sin.â
âWould you two stop fooling around?!â Syll yelled from the top of the large staircase on the other side of the room. âThere might still be something worthwhile in this place, even if it is made of these weird crystals. So start looking.â Castys gave her a thumbs up and helped Erebus off the ground before beginning to explore.
After about an hour, the three of them met up in one of the rooms on the upper floor. There wasnât much of a haul since most of the things they would normally steal, like gold and gems, lost their value upon becoming crystal. They did find a few small figurines that would still be valuable since their delicate craftsmanship was preserved and a few fossils that were probably detailed enough to be worth something. As they moved to leave, Erebus motioned for the other two to wait.
âI might know what these crystals are. I stopped by what used to be the gemstone room, and being in there helped me remember some stuff from that geology class I took when I was younger.â He held up a chunk of crystal heâd picked up from somewhere. âThereâs one mineral that you can lick it and you know exactly what it is. Give it a try, Castys.â He tossed him the crystal.
âWell, you know I like licking things.â Castys immediately tried it out, much to Syllâs disgust and Erebusâs amusement. He made a face. âEugh. Itâs just super salty.â
âWait, itâs actually halite? Itâs the mineral thatâs just straight-up NaCl, one hundred percent salt. I was hoping it was just going to be quartz or something, here, let me try.â Erebus motioned for Castys to give him the crystal back.Â
âSo you just wanted me to lick a random rock for no reason? Why didnât you just try it yourself?â Castys replied, tossing it back.
âEvery scientist needs a guinea pig.â Erebus smiled. He licked the crystal and immediately winced. âOuch, yeah thatâs halite all right. Which I normally wouldnât mind licking, but somebody made me bite my tongue.â He stuck it out for them to see the small wound, but where it should have been red, there was a patch of white. And it was growing bigger.Â
âErebus, what is that?â Syll asked, moving forward to get a closer look.
âI-â was all he could say before his tongue became completely encased in the white crystals and Erebus found he couldnât move it anymore. The spread of the crystals didnât stop there. The patch of flesh-turned-salt grew bigger and bigger, radiating out from his mouth. He collapsed to the ground, frantically scratching at his skin, trying to get the rapidly forming layer of salt off. Castys and Syll looked oh in horror as every gouge he made in his flesh quickly changed from red to white, drops of blood only coloring their bleached surroundings for a moment before turning completely into salt.Â
âErebus, Erebus!â Castys grabbed his hand, trying to do something, anything, to help his friend. âWhat the hell is happening?!â He yelled desperately.
âI-I donâtâŠâ Syll felt rooted to the spot, like she was the one turning into a statue. All she could do was watch as Erebusâs movements became jerkier in his last act of grabbing Castysâs hand tightly with both of his own. And then he was still, completely encased in the same crystal as the entire planet, immortalizing his final moments of agony.
There was silence. Castys and Syll stayed perfectly still, as if they were waiting to see if the same fate would befall them.Â
âI-â Castys looked up at Syll, tears brimming in his eyes, âSyll, this is all my fault, I-I made him bite his tongue is that what killed him oh god I-â
âWe donât know what for sure, Castys.âÂ
âWell then why arenât I made of salt now too?! I licked it and nothing happened, but ErebusâŠâ
âHey, hey Castys, itâs okay, you didnât know, thereâs no way you could have known.â She knelt down and wrapped her arms around him, feeling him shake with sobs. She was too much in shock to cry now, it still didnât feel real. But there was no way Castys could deny Erebusâs fate. His left hand was still tightly clasped between both of Erebusâs. He couldnât stop staring at his face, one that was laughing and smiling a minute ago, now frozen in an expression of terror.Â
They werenât sure how much time had passed, but when the light coming in from the windows began to dim, Syll stood and offered a hand to her friend. âCome on, Castys. Letâs...letâs go home.â Castys nodded wordlessly and started to stand, but when he tried to pull his hand out from Erebusâs, it wouldnât budge. He tugged and tugged, but he couldnât free himself from the dead manâs grip.
âSyll, Syll, my hand is stuck. He wonât let go.â He looked up at her pleadingly, the grief in his eyes beginning to mix with fear.Â
âUh-I-I donâtâŠâ She had an idea immediately, but she hated herself for thinking of it. She looked around checking her pockets and her bag for some other solution, but there was nothing else she could think of. Nothing else she could do besides use her plasma knife. âHold still.â She turned the knife on, the superheated blade flickering into existence, and positioned it near one of Erebusâs wrists. âIâm sorry, Erebus.â The knife cut through the salt easily, melting it before it even came in contact with the blade. When she was done, Castys lifted his arm, hand still clasped between the disembodied salt ones. He began to try to pry them off, and Syll joined in once she had turned her knife off. One of the hands snapped with an audible crack, fingers breaking off and leaving behind jagged stumps. One of which sliced into Castysâs palm.
Red blood oozed out of the gash, but that red quickly faded to white as crystals began to replace flesh and blood. âNo, no, STOP!â Castys screamed, holding his hand as far away from himself as he could, as if that would stop him from meeting the same fate as his friend. âStop it please I donât want to die Iâm sorry Erebus Iâm so so sorry!â
Syll felt like she was on autopilot as she grabbed his wrist in one hand and the knife in the other. There was no time to think, no time to hesitate. She couldnât lose them both.
 She turned the knife on and swung.Â
There were three severed hands made of salt lying on the ground. But there were two flesh and blood people. They were hurting, to be sure, but they were alive. They could escape. And escape they did, leaving the silent planet of salt behind.
No this is not a new series as in like a new story cuz I REFUSE to officially start another one until I finish the next Jairus chapter (in 3-5 business weeks). But! I am taking a creative writing class this semester and what better way to force myself to write whump than being graded? So Iâll post my stuff here for yâall so I can pretend I am a Content Creator :) and not a listless egg
This is just a little snippet and itâs kinda lighthearted but still whumpy I promise
(Big thank you to @just-a-raccoon-with-wifi and @my-whumpy-little-heart for helping me come up with ideas because the machine really do be broken sometimes)
Castys Masterlist
Ingredients: stitches, alcohol on wound
âDo-do you think they saw us?â She gasped, clutching the stitch in her side.Â
âI mean if they did weâre dead, so, I hope not!â He grinned in response, but his smile quickly turned into a grimace when he put weight on his left leg.Â
âCastys, I thought you said you didnât get hurt when you fell.â She reached down to pull back his torn pant leg, but he pulled it away.
âItâs just a scratch, Syll, itâs all good, hone-âÂ
âTable. Now.â Castys opened his mouth to protest, but he was silenced by a glare from his partner. Raising his hands in surrender, he turned and slid up onto the table. Syll carefully peeled back the blood soaked fabric stuck to his leg, revealing a deep gash. âThis is the furthest thing from a scratch. So far from a scratch that itâs going to need stitches. I donât even know how you ran so far with your leg like that,â she said, moving to rummage around in the cabinet beside the table.
âI mean not wanting to be dead motivates you, you know? Also, canât we just, like, bandage it? I donât know how I feel about being subjected to your sewing skills. The hole in my pocket keeps coming back every time you fix it.âÂ
âDude, that cut is too deep for that, and you know we canât go to the hospital.â She turned back to him, placing down a sewing kit, bandages, and rubbing alcohol. âAnd your pocket keeps breaking open because you always put sharp rocks in it. Which is in no way my fault.â She pushed him down, forcing him to lay flat. âNow, open up.â
âWell, you know I like to-mmphfâ Castys moved to take out the glove Syll had shoved in his mouth, but she stopped him.
âI think youâre going to want something to bite on. And Iâd rather not have to hear you babble on while Iâm working, to be honest.â He huffed in response but left the glove in. And he was grateful for it the moment the alcohol splashed into the wound, its stinging pain gripping his whole leg. He had a few moments to recover as she sterilized the needle, but once she began to move it towards his leg, he looked away. The sharp, cold pain was bad enough without the visual. He clenched his fists as she pulled the thread through, trying to think of something, anything else but his skin being pricked and pulled. She was almost done, she had to be almost done, right? Why did he sign up for any of this? Why did someone have to leave a sharp piece of metal lying on the ground, just waiting for someone to trip on it? He winced as he felt the thread pull and pull and pull, but when the sensation stopped no new pain came. Once he felt Syll start to wrap the bandage around his leg, he propped himself up and spat the gag out.
âI donât want to do that again so I promise I wonât put sharp rocks in my leg.â
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