SYJKR Chapter 5
Darcy wasnāt exactly dozing - she was too keyed up for that - but it had already been a long day, and since the jerk and judder of the schoolās carriages splitting off from the rest of the train the ride had been curiously smooth and her seat-mates reasonable company. She could see that Eloise was practically vibrating with the urge to ask her questions - not that the excitement about her being ānew bloodā wasnāt weird enough - but it looked like Rakesh was stopping her from getting carried away. At some point she was going to have to nose back and find out how those two knew each other, but for now Darcy was just going to count her blessings and accept the gift of peace.
ā-true that the weres can get out at night?ā Darcyās mind caught up partway through Eloiseās question; she couldnāt hold back a frown when Mattie replied with no apparent irony, āYes, but only if theyāre safe to be around other people - itād be cruel otherwise, wouldnāt it? And they have to have proof of a minimum level of control before they can come to the school.ā
Rakesh spotted Darcyās expression and drawled, āThe school really didnāt tell you much about what to expect, did they?ā
Darcy scowled at the tone, but grudgingly shook her head anyway. āLots about uniforms and travelling dates, nothing aboutā¦āweresā?ā Sceptically, certain that the trio must be trying to haze her, she added, āThatās werewolves, right?ā
āOh, not so much werewolves, thereās not too many of those in Britain these days just because of there arenāt any wolves here and the ones that are from curses tend to be home schooled,ā Eloise replied breezily, āBut werefoxes, werebadgers, swan maidens, selkies, you do get all sorts around.ā
āThere was a werebear a few years ago,ā Mattie piped up, āAlthough he was an international student from Spain. Mum said he was a good student but she had to keep an eye on him in autumn as otherwise heād try to raid the fridges to get ready for hibernation.ā
āRiiiiightā¦ā If this was a hazing, it was starting to sound really well planned. Darcy couldnāt help prodding at it like a loose tooth though. āNext youāre going to tell me thereās vampires as well.ā
Mattie looked confused. āNo, they have their own school - itās the whole nighttime thing, you see? I mean, some of them can work around that, but itās easier for most of them to be nocturnal.ā
Darcy glanced at Rakesh and saw his eyes sparkling with held-in laughter. She gave him her best āokay, spill itā look in return; he grinned.
āYou have no idea what youāre getting into, do you?ā he asked, which was not what Darcy was expecting in the slightest. āEloise, I take it back - I think we do need to give Darcy here a hand, after all. Oh, donāt look at me like that,ā he continued as Darcy bristled, āit will be better for everyone if you at least know enough not to be offensive.ā
āRakiā¦ā Eloise said pointedly, āBe nice.ā
āI am being nice,ā he replied loftily, āYou know that.ā
āBe nicer.ā Eloise pointedly turned to Darcy; Mattie was busy shrinking into his seat, clearly embarrassed by the while affair.
āEven if Rakesh is being a pain, he does have a bit of a point.ā Eloise sounded unexpectedly sympathetic; that, more than anything, convinced Darcy that perhaps this wasnāt all a big practical joke after all. āIf Deighbighās didnāt tell you anything, itās up to us to at least get you started - so, letās start with the Folk and see where we get to.ā
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Darcy was bored. Bored, bored, bored. It filled his immediate world like a grey, tasteless candyfloss of bleakness. He wasnāt entirely sure how much longer there was on the train at this point; from his mothersā stories the usual sign of almost-thereness was the clunk and bump of the schoolās two carriages disengaging from the mundane train, but this train was mundane all the way along so who knew?
In theory he should have been anxious about the strangeness of the situation, maybe even panicky, but there was only so long he could keep emotions like those up in the face of so much tedium. Especially with nothing he could really do about them, and especially with no input from his travelling companion.
Mr Blomgren was tapping his mechanical pencil again. The sudoku book had been swapped for one of cryptic crosswords; Darcy had to admit it, he was impressed at how fast the man seemed able to unravel the clues. He realised he was staring half a breath too late; Mr Blomgrenās eyes met his, more silver than steel, then the man sighed and closed his book with a snap.
āMay I assist you with something?ā Mr Blomgrenās eyes bored into him, clearly expecting Darcy to back down and behave. Something in the back of Darcyās mind very gently snapped; he sat up straighter, returned the look as best as he could, and said, āActually, yes. I was wondering if you could tell me more about the school.ā
To Darcyās surprise, Mr Blomgren nodded curtly then pulled yet another book out of his briefcase - this time a well-used but still neat notebook. He opened it, licked his fingers, and carefully turned to the first page - which was, again to Darcyās surprise given the state of the notebook, completely blank until Mr Blomgren wrote Darcyās name at the top.
āOf course. What would you like to know?ā As he spoke, Mr Blomgren also quickly wrote something on the page - before Darcy could read it the ink disappeared, sucked down into the paper, then immediately the words appeared in the back of Darcyās brain.
āRemember where you are, and that anyone could be listening.ā
Darcy gulped; it wasnāt an enchantment he was familiar with, and he wasnāt entirely sure how he felt about one that was so intrusive, but he could sort of see the point of why Mr Blomgren was using it. It was certainly the sort of enchantment that if one could buy it off the market, it had to cost a pretty penny - which implied that the notebook must have been given to him by the school for situations like this as nothing about Mr Blomgren implied expert enchanter. The chain of logic, tenuous though it was, did relax Darcy a little.
āI, ah, was just wondering about the travel arrangements for today,ā Darcy said lamely after slightly too long a pause; he had never been any good at cloak-and-dagger stuff, as Robin would call it in games, and trying to rephrase āwhat in Taliesinās name is going onā into something innocuous was already making his head hurt.
āI see,ā replied Mr Blomgren reflectively, already starting to write. āAssuming there are no delays, we should reach our stop by around four oāclock - I would be more precise but despite the precision of the timetable thatās almost certainly the best they will do - at which point we will be met by one of the schoolās private vehicles to complete the journey.ā
With a flourish the pen stopped; Darcy watched the ink sink.
āWe are aware that there are irregularities in what has occurred, and be assured that a full investigation is being carried out to determine the nature and extent of those irregularities. You are under my guardianship until we reach the school.ā
Darcy processed this, Mr Blomgren watching him with lips pursed, and managed, āThatā¦sounds good. Are you expecting any delays?ā
Mr Blomgren raised both pen and an eyebrow. āThis is the UK rail network, quite frankly I would more surprised if there werenāt any delays. But these things happen, and I will let the driver waiting for us know when weāre close.ā
āIf there are any untoward sorts of delays, I am authorised to deal with them as I see fit and quite prepared to do so. All that I ask is that you do your best to remain intact and out of my way should it happen.ā
Darcy gulped, and did his best to mask his reaction with a cough just in case anyone really was watching. āOkay, cool. Yeah. Umā¦ā
āRest assured, young man,ā Mr Blomgren said, suddenly snapping the notebook shut, āYou will only be missing one day of term. Your housemistress is expecting you before dinner and will be able to answer all of your questions far more easily than I can. I suggest that you find something to occupy yourself with until we reach our stop - one of those āphone gamesā if nothing else - or this will feel like a very long trip for both of us.ā
Darcy nodded in mute acceptance, somewhat disturbed by the idea of Mr Blomgren being present as a bodyguard as much as an escort. Mr Blomgren returned to his crosswords; Darcy thumbed through his phone, glumly noting the remaining battery levels, and did his best to find a distraction.
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Hiding in the toilet cubicle to have a panic attack wasnāt dignified, but it was the best Darcy could manage right now. Even that wasnāt exactly helping though - by now a cubicle in a train carriage full of teenagers should smell rank and have at least one broken fixture, but the worst she could say about this one was that the small, high window was stuck open. In a weird way that convinced her about magic being real than her new classmates talking about it - that and the never ending free seats in the carriage.
What the everloving fudgsicle is going on?
It had to be some sort of mistake, right? Her dad had filled out all the paperwork - she knew because sheād helped - and there hadnāt been anything about how to get along with the non-human pupils (exactly the same as the human ones) or the rules for familiars (well behaved ones only and nothing larger than a dog) or that extracurriculars included broomstick riding ābecause it was traditionalā. But the acceptance letter had arrived in the post - no glitter, no scrolls, just ordinary post from an ordinary postman - and that was never how it worked in books.
Half of her wanted to find an adult and tell them she wasnāt meant to be here. The other halfā¦the other half, under the panic, was intrigued. Darcy had never considered herself to be anything other than rooted in reality, solid and sensible out of necessity, but buried under that was a dreamer sheād forgotten about and that dreamer had just been given the opportunity of a lifetime if she could just pull it off.
There was a soft knock on the door, only just louder than the rattle of the train.
āHey, Dar? You okay in there?ā Eloise was clearly pitching her voice at just loud enough to be heard and cheerful enough not to concern anyone else, but Darcy could catch the edge of worry. āOnly weāre nearly at the station, and we donāt want to leave you behind.ā
Sad to say, that almost felt as much of a shock as finding out magic was real and taught to twelve year olds. Darcy had made friends at her previous schools, sure, but it had always felt like a bit of an uphill struggle - something about how Eloise and the others had been acting suggested in this case it was accepted fact. It was certainly enough of a boost to get Darcy to pull herself together, get her breathing under control and carefully open the cubicle door, mindful that Eloise might be using it to balance.
Eloise lit up like the sun - there really was no other way to describe it in Darcyās mind - as she emerged.
āThere you are,ā Eloise beamed, then added more quietly, āIām sorry, we didnāt mean to drop so much on you at once, Raki always gets a bit carried away when he has someone to tell things to.ā
āNah, itās okay,ā Darcy waved it off in the same quiet way, āBetter I know before I need it and get in trouble, yāknow?ā
Eloise nodded conspiratorially then continued in a more normal speaking voice, āLetās get back to the others and help them round up their things. Rakiās terrible for leaving bags under tables and such, hopefully Mattieās keeping him tidy but you never know, he could be as bad.ā
āYou andā¦Rakesh,ā Darcy asked, not willing to use Eloiseās nickname without asking Rakesh first, āIām guessing youāre old friends?ā
āOh goodness yes,ā Eloise breezed as she lead the way down the aisle, āNearest magical neighbours so it just made sense for our parents to introduce us when we were little and luckily weāve always got along. But donāt worry, weāve got room for new friends!ā
Darcy could feel the train slowing as they reached the seats where Mattie and Rakesh were putting their things away in their bags. Mattie smiled shyly at Darcy while Rakesh scowled; Darcy recognised the latter as the āI possibly messed up but donāt want to admit itā expression she sometimes used herself and deliberately aimed a āno hard feelingsā smile at him in response. Rakeshās shoulders relaxed a little, and while the scowl remained it felt friendlier.
Getting off the train was the usual chaos of large numbers of teenagers funnelled through a small number of doors - even without needing to collect luggage on the way. Forcibly ejected onto the platform by the crush of people, Darcy took a moment to look back; she was weirdly unsurprised to see that despite the number of people there was still only the one carriage on the track alongside an engine that lookedā¦homemade, as much as such a thing could. Looking around she realised that the track leading into the station also appeared to emerge from a hedgeā¦
Mattie tapped on her arm to get her attention. āCome on, Darcy, this way. Ms Carpin is rounding up all the first years.ā
Ms Carpin turned out to be the imposing woman whoād been checking students onto the train. She was a little less imposing while carolling, āFirst years! First years over here, please! Ah, thank you Matthew, let me see... Do we have everyone?ā
Waiting patiently in a space nearby not occupied by a mass of enthusiastic first years was a group of maybe twenty students, a little older - maybe second years? They seemed cheerful enough, and their presence was soon explained by Ms Carpin.
āRight, everyone! These,ā and with a sweep of her arm indicated the group, āare your ābuddiesā. Today theyāll be getting you to your rooms and settled in, but hopefully this is the beginning of a lifelong friendship.ā
Darcy was gratified to see at least a couple of them roll their eyes or grin slightly sarcastically at that. The older students started calling out names and splitting up the first years into more manageable pieces than the herd; Darcy was relieved to find sheād ended up with Eloise, Mattie and Rakesh in her ten, and surprised that her new ābuddyā was the grey-haired girl whoād spoken to her when she first got on the train.
āLooks like thatās everyone in my group - hope you all like a walk, I donāt.ā The girl smiled that big, toothy smile again. āMy nameās Bronwyn, donāt call me Bron unless you like being punched. Now, letās get you all settled in and then weāll do the talk, right?ā
Darcyās shoulders prickled; she glanced behind her to see one of the other first years in a different group giving her the oddest of looks. She shrugged and resolutely turned away, following Bronwyn down the path away from the station.
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The first hint that Darcy had that they were approaching their stop was Mr Blomgren suddenly snapping the book of crosswords shut in a businesslike manner. The secretary glanced across at him and said, āMake sure you have all of your belongings, it would be awkward to reclaim them later,ā giving the barest nod to the phone in Darcyās hand. Darcy couldnāt help but be a little envious at the seemingly effortless way Mr Blomgren slid out of the seat - despite his briefcase even! - while he did his best to shuffle out sideways with knees and ankles still intact.
The two of them walked to the luggage rack containing Darcyās trunk and rucksack - Darcy swaying and shuffling, Mr Blomgren gliding - and now Darcy could feel the change in the rumble as the train approached a station, the judder as it skipped over points. Between the two of them they manhandled Darcyās trunk down with just enough time for Darcy to pull the rucksack off the rack and swing it onto his shoulders before the train pulled up to the platform.
Mr Blomgren shooed Darcy through the door before him, evidently preferring to handle the trunk by himself rather than involve Darcy in the manoeuvre. Darcy looked around. It was a small station, quiet except for a couple of other people getting off and a solitary ticket inspector, but there was nothing about it that said āmagicalā and everything that screamed āmundaneā to him. There was even one of those clear-sided bins that was all that mundane stations were apparently allowed.
āSoā¦are we carrying these to the school?ā Darcy was pretty sure his mothers had enthused about how all luggage was āported straight to the studentsā bedrooms and wasnāt relishing dragging the trunk any further than he absolutely had to.
One eyebrow rose elegantly; Mr Blomgren replied, āI suppose you can if you really must, but as itās a reasonable distance away I would personally recommend using the car I arranged for us earlier.ā He gestured in the direction of the exit and started to walk away, somehow making it clear purely through subtle body language that now the trunk was off the train it was once again Darcyās problem. Darcy sighed inwardly and set to dragging.
Happily there wasnāt too much station to traverse; the ticket collector let them through with a wave, and waiting almost outside the exit was the fanciest car Darcy had seen in person in his life. Also, by some way, the newest - no one in the magical world seemed capable of buying a vehicle that hadnāt been through at least one driver (careful or not) first, while this one almost looked like it had been driven off the forecourt and directly to the station. It was black, in the way that a crowās wing is black, unrelieved inside and out. The only colour, in fact, came from the driver, a robust young man in uniform (also black) whose startlingly ginger hair was doing its best to escape from under his cap.
āJenkins,ā Mr Blomgren said neutrally; the young man (presumably Jenkins) swiftly straightened up from where heād been leaning up the car and promptly opened the passenger door.
āMr Blomgren, sir - and this is our stray, yes?ā The words came out in a rather strained tone of cheerful politeness, like a puppy that desperately wants to play but has been told to behave too many times already.
āIndeed.ā Mr Blomgren swept past Jenkins and sat himself in the passenger seat. Jenkins surreptitiously rolled his eyes while opening the rear passenger door for Darcy; Darcy couldnāt help but smile in understanding. Darcy looked at his trunk and hesitated; Jenkins quickly swept in with a, ādonāt worry sir, Iāll put that in the boot for you,ā and ushered him into the car as soon as Darcy swung his rucksack off his shoulders.
The drive to the school was deeply uncomfortable; not because of the car, which was as plush inside as the outside suggested it might be, but because of the atmosphere. Jenkins tried to start up a conversation twice, once with Mr Blomgren and once with Darcy himself, and both times Mr Blomgren justā¦coughed. It was a small cough, a mere clearing of the throat, but it raised the hairs on the back of Darcyās neck and clearly had a similar effect on Jenkins given the way he shut up abruptly both times. Darcy resorted to staring out the window at the leafy, bland country lanes and wondering just what he had let himself in forā¦
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