#switchblade backstabber

[CRACKS KNUCKLES AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME IT’S GAY]

Just a Couple of Bapy Ink Blots a.k.a. @minglermail‘s Dr. Goopy fused with my Hector

Friggin’ Nutcracker Rat King Lookin’ Magic Thing a.k.a. The Shuffle Toons (my Spaden, Jaclub, Jedediah, and Shout Shuffle) all fused together into one freak of not-nature (full res)

[Touches Soil] Something Terrible Happened Here a.k.a. Sharp Cheddar a.k.a. @minglermail‘s Moxie fused with my Benny

The 🅱inch Who Stole Christmas in Atlantis a.k.a. @minglermail‘s Miss M fused with my Switchblade

I love you OKAY who haven’t I done yet…..

Ash the chinchilla’s favorite things to bake are wedding cakes (not the ones meant to be thrown), but his favorite to eat are cannoli.

Jazzy the dog is soundless because her parents heard that she wanted to be lureless or toonupless and forbade her, so she chose the next weakest track in terms of damage.

Sly the fox comes from a family of 37, and has an identical twin.

The Big Cheese is the second cog ever made, second in command to the Chairman, and insists that others call them by his full name every time.