CAN YOU DO DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE HEADCANNONS?
(if u know who this is, no you dont-)
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~YIPPEE these two! Hopefully these are consistent with the fic I wrote; I had some fun. And yes, absolutely no idea who possibly could've requested this⦠I hope you Enjoy!š~
āWadeš¦
General:
The embodiment of chaotic switch, and you CANNOT change my mind.
He loves to make others laugh, but heād also have fun genuinely laughing every once in a while
Lee:
His lee moods come and go, yet they love to make his life Hell (well, more than usual).
He gets EXTRA mouthy and fidgety. Itās pretty obvious.
Especially to one hairy roommate.
Wade gives the vibes of someone who can say the t-word aaaaall he wants when heās giving, but receiving? Impossible.
āI-Ihihihitā GYahahaha! Shuhuhut youhur furry ahahass uhuhup!ā
And, of course, heād sass his ler the ENTIRE time. Whether this is to provoke more tickling or just his natural response is unknown.
His worst spots are his armpits and thighs, though the latter definitely take the ticklish cake. Heāll squeal, thrash, and snort all day. Itās one of the only ways to shut him up.
Melt spot would be his back. Some gentle tickles along his spine, maybe soft praises about the pucked area. Loving tickles with rubbing a lotion on his irritated skin would SEND that man, trust.
Ler:
If you have a faith, itād be best to pray when heās in a ler mood.
Now, heās not about to push boundaries or break set limits; Wadeās not a monster.
With consent, however, he will wreck your shit into the next decade. That is both a threat and a promise.
If you hadnāt already guessed, heās an INCREDIBLY teasy ler.
āA little tickle here, and here, oh, and here is the fuckinā gold mine!ā
āShut up? Babes, we both know thatās never gonna happen. Cute of you to try, though.ā
āYouāre so loud! I mean, I thought I was a screamer, but you take the cake!ā
āNow, dear reader, this little spot right here makes them shriek. Cover your eye-ears!ā
Lots of jokes and silly little comments thatāll either confuse or fluster the hell out of you.
There isnāt a SINGLE doubt in my mind that heās amazing with aftercare. Cuddles galore if youāre comfy with those. If not, heās got a weighted blanket and a comfy hoodie with your name on it. Plus, the cookies on top of the fridge that may or may not be stale are all yours!
šLoganāØ
General:
He gives vibes of a switch as well, though his moods would probably be on the less intense side.
He definitely gets the need to tickle/be tickled, but it wonāt ruin his day if he ignores it. Just an annoying buzz beneath his skin that a stiff drink and a nap can stave off.
Thanks to a certain mercenary, however, he can deal with them pretty easily
Lee:
Itās hard to tell when this man gets in lee moods; heās a master at hiding them
The only subtle signs he shows are extra touchiness and the occasional random bout of purring. Even then, itās hard to tell.
Thanks to their living together, Wadeās gotten better at spotting these little tells.
Logan is one of those lees who can say the t-word whenever it pleases him. Heās a āfluster them backā kind of lee.
His worst spots would be his lower stomach and the little scar-slits where his claws slide out. Youāve gotta be really careful when tickling them there, though; he canāt always control them if heās being wrecked
Melt spots would be his forearms. Gentle traces, massages, or even goofy nips there make him purr. Heāll deny it forever, but you know he loves it.
He seems like heād have a kind of goofy, unexpected laugh. Chuckles becoming pitchy giggles, loud and crazy laughter, and the snorts. Itās a spectrum of cuteness.
Ler:
You get to see the two sides of Loganās ler moods: caring and despicable.
It honestly depends on what his lee prefers. Heās really understanding and wants to make sure you have as much fun as he does.
With Wade specifically, Logan can use his claws. He doesnāt have to worry about accidentally killing him, and he can use the dull sides to tickle the hell out of the other man.
Heās definitely a teasing ler, though in a more direct and observational way.
āDamn, youāre loud. Even without the powers, Iād hear you from a mile away.ā
āItās bad here, is it? Well, sucks for you, bub, ācause Iām not moving.ā
āYouāre really ticklish. Never wouldāa guessed it, but damn.ā
āYour laughās fuckinā adorable. Canāt get enough of it, especially when I get you here.ā
Donāt tell me this man wouldnāt be amazing with aftercare.
If youāre both comfy with it, heāll definitely cuddle with you and help you relax. This man is a walking space heater and would make the perfect pillow.
Youād also get story time. Heād just start sharing random stories about being Wolverine and the occasional bar fight until you fall asleep. If youāre old enough, maybe even a drink or two to help you on the way.














