Brody's Memes vs Schneep's Antics
Chase likes to test the waters when it comes to teasing Henrik. But everyone, even Jamie, knows not to mess with a clever surgeon like Schneeplestein...
This fanfic was suggested by Shannon! Thank you, and I hope you enjoy! Anyone else awaiting the Egos comic that'll be coming out soon?
âHey Henrik.â Someone called.Â
Henrik turned around. âHm?âÂ
âHenrik.â The person said again. âVhat?â Henrik replied, turning to look at the person.Â
âHi.â The person said with a smirk.Â
Henrik sighed. âHi Chase.â He replied before turning back around.Â
Chase smiled and pulled out his phone. While Henrik was texting on his phone, Chase had started sending things to him.Â
Henrik noticed the notification and clicked it.Â
[H]Â
[I]Â
Henrik looked at Chase over his shoulder. âReally?â Henrik asked.Â
Chase giggled and went back to his phone.Â
Henrik tried to go back to texting. But he started getting different notifications. The first one was an airdrop of a distorted picture of a horse with the word âHONSEâ on it.Â
Henrik raised an eyebrow and looked at Chase. âVhat is zhis?â He asked.Â
Chase smirked. â...Honse.â He muttered with a laugh.Â
Henrik clicked the âdenyâ button on the photo, and went back to texting. But he had only written 3 more words when another airdrop notification showed up on his screen. This time, it was a picture of a person hitting its head in the corner of the room.Â
[Yâall ever find a corner and just Ă±Ò°Ò°Ò°ĂȘĂȘĂȘĂȘĂȘĂȘ]
Henrik looked at Chase. â.....Okay, maybe Iâll keep that one.â he said before clicking âAcceptâ. He went back to texting. He got a few words written down before clicking send. And right as he was about to go back and text someone from earlier, another notification showed up.Â
It was a picture of a strawberry with a gun.Â
[This is a strobbery]Â
It was at this pointâŠthat Henrik had decided that was enough. He moved to his own camera roll, and started choosing photos of his own. With the photos chosen, Henrik started airdropping photos to Chaseâs phone.Â
âHm- EW! What the hell?!â Chase clicked the âDenyâ button. âNo!âÂ
Henrik smirked slightly and airdropped another photo.Â
âWhat is- GAH!â Chase covered his eyes for a moment while he clicked âDenyâ. âI did NOT need to see that.â Chase muttered out loud.Â
Henrik smirked and airdropped a couple more photos.Â
Back-to-back, more vulgar photos from medical caseâs he had read about, had shown up on Chaseâs phone. Chase had to keep covering up his eyes and clicking âdenyâ on every single picture that showed up. âHenrik, STOP!â Chase yelled.Â
âAnnoying, isnât it?â Henrik asked with a smirk. âYes! I get it! Iâll stop.â Chase replied.Â
âGood.â Henrik replied, touching the airdrop button to stop it from sending.Â
Chase sighed and rubbed his forehead. âThere is a huge difference between âHonseâ, and âarm thatâs been crushed, degloved and burnedâ.â Chase told him.Â
Henrik chuckled. âDo not even get me started on zhe penis pictures I have saved on here.â Henrik warned with a smirk.Â
Chase gagged and covered his mouth. âEW! HENRIK! SHUT UP!â Chase yelled.Â
Henrik bursted out laughing as he went back to texting.Â
Later, Henrik was watching TV, and occasionally checking his phone. Anytime he got a text, he would look at his phone to determine if itâs worth texting back or not.Â
Eventually, one of the text messages was from Chase. Henrik chuckled and picked it up, clicking the message and looking at it. It looked like a photo of himself, butâŠwith text on it.Â
[When youâre on your 5th cup of coffeeâŠand youâre still tiredâŠ]Â
Henrik blinked and stared at the photo. NotâŠthe most flattering picture of him, to say the leastâŠWhere Chase got this picture, Henrik couldnât be sure. Henrik put the phone down and continued to watch The View.Â
A few minutes later, another picture was sent to Henrik. He rolled his eyes and picked up his phone, opening it before reading the text:Â
[When they question my knowledge on anatomy:]Â
Henrik chuckled a slight bit and saved that one to his phone. Then, he put down his phone and kept watching TV.Â
Not even a second later, Henrik received not oneâŠnot twoâŠbut 7 memes at the same time. This made his phone notification sound go off 7 times over, cutting off every alert so a new alert can make itself known. Henrik grumbled and got up from his seat, taking his phone with him and turning the TV off right as it was changing to commercials.Â
Henrik walked to Chaseâs room and kicked the door open. He heard the words âHOLY FUCKINâ-â coming from the other side of the room. Henrik turned to look at Chase, his eyes burning with rage.Â
âAre you done?â Henrik asked.Â
Chase blinked once, staring at HenrikâŠ
Chase blinked a second timeâŠbefore slowly smiling and clicking the [send] button without even looking.Â
Henrik widened his eyes for a moment as the alert went off on his own phone, before closing his eyes and breathing in deeply. He was attempting to calm himself down so he doesnât completely obliterate ChaseâŠ
Or ratherâŠnot right away.Â
âHenrikHENRIKWAIT!â Chase ordered as Henrik sprinted up to him.Â
Henrik slowed to a stop and looked at him with death in his eyes. âWhat.â He said.Â
Chase bit his lip. âA-At leastâŠâ he pointed to the phone. âL-Look at th-theâŠmemes?â he asked.Â
Henrik sighed and pulled up the message, looking at the messages to read the memes.Â
[Henrik looking for the next donut shop]
[Henrik after his 13 hour shift]Â
[Henrik looking for the time he gave a fuck]Â
[Henrik trying to listen to your bullshit]Â
Henrik closed his phone, dropped it on the ground before tackling Chase to his bed. âVhere did you get zhose pictures?â Henrik asked.Â
Chase widened his eyes and immediately looked a little guilty. âIâŠtook screenshots from your video cameos on the channel.â Chase admitted.Â
Henrik blinkedâŠand then poked Chaseâs belly. âVery vell.â Henrik said. Then, Henrik clawed and skittered his fingers strategically on Chaseâs belly. âBut zhis isnât zhe first time you annoyed me today.â Henrik reminded him. âAnd for ZHATâŠyou get tickles.â Henrik declared.Â
Chaseâs reaction was immediate. The man was seriously going for his worst spot right away: The right side of his belly. It was a really bad spot that Henrik knew too well and unfortunately, appeared to be taking advantage of it. âNAHAHAHA! HEHEHENRIK! NOHOHOT THAHAHAT!â Chase yelled.Â
âNot vhat?â Henrik asked with a smirk.Â
Chase attempted to roll himself onto his stomach, but only made it to his right side. âNOTICKLES! NOHOHO TIHIHICKLEHESSSS!â Chase yelled back, kicking his feet.Â
âOh, you zhink ordering me around vill help your situazion?â Henrik asked as he rolled Chase onto his back again. Henrik then switched to squeezing and gently digging his fingers into the right side of his belly.Â
Chase gasped and threw his head back with a high-pitched squeal, before hugging himself and wiggling around as his fits of cackles filled the room. âYOHOHOHOU- HAHAHAHA! CAHANâT TAHAHAKE- A GODDAMN JOHOHOKE- KKHAHAhehehehe!â Chase laughed rather gleefully considering the implied forcefulness of his laughter.Â
âLet me guessâŠI suck?â Henrik asked with a smirk.Â
âWHATDOYOUFUCKIN- THIHIHIHIHIHINK?!â Chase yelled back.Â
Henrik raised an eyebrow and dug his fingers in a bit deeper.Â
Chase arched his back and screeched, before falling into hysterical cackles. By this point, he was beginning to worry about how long Henrik may tickle him for. So he began attempting to kick Henrik away.Â
And one of the kicks actually landed! Henrik yelped as he felt Chaseâs foot push him away. But it only took a second for Henrik to grab his ankle and resume his attack. âZhank you for volunteering your foot to me.â Henrik declared as he tickled up and down the arch and balls of his foot.Â
Chase squeaked and squealed, letting out more squeaky laughter not long after. âEEK! NAHAHA! FAHACK- EEEEEHEEEK! PLEHEHEHEEEEEEASE! GAHAHAHA!â Chase laughed.Â
But everything halted the moment they heard a creaking door from behind him. Henrik turned around and locked eyes on the person that was standing there. It was JamieâŠAnd he was just staring at them with a shocked facial expression. It was like he walked in on a train wreck and he just couldnât look away.Â
âVhat? You interested?â Henrik asked.Â
But Chase saw it as a chance to escape. He immediately pulled his foot out of Henrikâs grip and scooted himself away. âJamie HELP!â Chase ran himself behind Jamie and pushed Jamie into Henrikâs path. Jamie put up his hands in an attempt to stop himself, but inevitably smashed right into Henrik, knocking the two of them onto the floor.Â
Jamie looked at Henrik with visible nervousness, almost like he knew Henrik was gonna tickle him. When Henrik started to get up, Jamie started scooting away. But Henrik started shoving his fingers into his sides and ribs to tickle him.Â
Jamie could feel a wobbly smile growing onto his face. Henrik kept getting him in a few spots, which would normally cause yelps and squeaks. But Jamie was completely silent. Normally, this would be a problem. But with Jamieâs wiggling and visible jumps, Henrik was getting the tickly hints quite clearly. âDo not make me go for your vorst spots.â Henrik warned.Â
Jamie squeezed his eyes shut as his grin became toothy. Meanwhile he is desperately trying to tickle Henrik back and escape. But Henrik stopped his attack for a moment and grabbed both his wrists. Jamie widened his eyes and pulled on his wrists, before staring at Henrik with surprise.Â
âVoneâŠâ Henrik started counting, bringing his free hand down.Â
Jamie threw his head back for a moment, almost like he was squeaking, before shaking his head desperately.Â
âTwoâŠâ Henrik counted, bringing his right hand down a little bit more.Â
Jamie squeezed his eyes shut as his smile widened. Itâs a little bit hard to tell if Jamie is giggling in anticipation or not. Either way, Henrik knew he was doing his job as the tickle monster rather well.Â
âThree!â Henrik dropped his hand down and dug into his left hip. Jamie threw his head back and audibly wheezed before he shook with newfound laughter. His laughter only came out in mini wheezes, but that didnât seem to bother Henrik at all. Henrik looked just as happy as ever, to make the dapper boy laugh like this. âSuch a ticklish viddle dapper boy.â Henrik teased.Â
Jamie shook his head, kicking his feet and pulling on his wrists. Technically with his hands up in front of him, Jamie was still able to sign. So he took advantage of that and started signing words like âHelp!â, âStop!â and âNo!â.Â
Though these words would usually worry others, Henrik wasnât really bothered. The man actually found it cute that Jamie was so talkative despite his hands being out of the way. âIâm sorry, Yamie. But no vone is here to help you.â Henrik told him.Â
Jamie wheezed and ended up snorting in response!Â
âOh! Vhat vas zhat?!â Henrik reacted, taken aback. âVas zhat a snort? Zhatâs so sveet!â Henrik teased.Â
Jamieâs eyes had widened in shock at the sound before, but now the teasing was making him develop a soft blush on his face!Â
Henrik noticed this right away, and couldnât help the giggle that left his mouth. âVell look at zhatâŠâ he stopped tickling and lowered his left hand down. âIs it time for me to stop?â Henrik asked.Â
Jamie looked down, still bashful. Henrik quickly took that as a big fat yes. He put Jamieâs hands down, and backed up from him. When Jamie had recovered, Jamie asked Henrik what was going on between him and Chase.Â
Henrik chuckled. âZhe arschloch kept annoying me.â Henrik told him.Â
Jamie smirked. âWant to tickle Chase together?â Jamie asked.Â
Henrik raised his eyebrows. âLikeâŠa partnership?â Henrik asked.Â
Jamie nodded his head and clapped his hands together like a little child.Â
Henrik chuckled and shrugged his shoulders. âSure, vhy not.âÂ
âŠAnd thatâs how Chase was utterly obliterated by the evil doctor and his trusty dapper partner. Chase would later put on a GoPro and get revenge on Henrik. After that, he would eventually screenshot the funniest moments and make it into a meme compilation.Â
[When someone tickles your neck]Â
[When your crush starts talking to you]Â
[Henrik trying (and failing) to escape the tickle monster]Â
[If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries]Â













