#swendom

- took a chainsaw to a tree bc that was her logical response 

- sat in granny’s diner staring intensely at regina while she was just reading her paper and chilling

- wore a leather jacket-tank top-boots combo every day of the week

- the lesbian Swagger

-  attacked a toaster oven bc she was annoyed?? no straight would do this

- hauled regina’s ass out of a  f i r e 

- tried to fight a dragon with a sword and a gun

- endless pop culture references

- slammed regina against a wall (twice)

- helped regina to her feet even when they were enemies bc princess charming genes

- always hanging out with her dad (bless)

- always standing with her knee up or hands in her belt loops

- has a terrible diet

- offered princess aurora her jacket when she was cold

- played video games with her teenage son for fun

- gave kick-ass ‘be yourself/punch back’ speeches to her younger female friends aka ashely, ruby etc

- plaid pyjamas

- literally obsessed with giving regina a happy ending

- just everything about her in neverland

- wore a plaid shirt under a waistcoat 

- ‘our son’

- came up to regina at the bar and offered to buy her a drink

- used to have hipster glasses

- did stress chin ups on a fucking boat 

- WORE A PLAID SHIRT UNDER A WAISTCOAT!!!!

- ran around town after regina all night bc she was ‘worried’

- smirked and raised her eyebrow to ask about a fucking firebird muscle car

 - tracked regina’s phone 

- bobble hats & beanies

- visibly freaked the fuck out whenever pretty girls move in her personal space

- obsessed with her car

- did rainbow magic with elsa who is always a gay icon

- slammed her hands on on surfaces a lot (again? no straights do this?)

- constantly glared at robin

- gave regina gun bc she wanted her to be safe in new york?

- taught hook sword fighting 

- tucked her button up shirts into her jeans good lord

- the whole lily backstory 

- literally sacrificed her fucking soul to rescue regina

- buttoned her shirts to the neck

- obsessed with onion rings and donuts

- immediately offered to co-parent another child with regina

- constantly staring at regina

- did stress chin ups on a fucking hospital bed

- defended regina physically (with. a. sword. that’s gay culture right there)on multiple occaisions

- offscreen took henry on a fishing trip??

So I post most of my stories on ff.net, just because it is where I have been for several years now and am used to the site. There is the follow and favorite buttons for stories. My understanding is that when you like a COMPLETED story, you should just go with the FAVORITE button, whereas if it is IN PROGRESS you should also FOLLOW the story. 

I just wonder, and if anyone on here has done it, please inform me why, you follow a COMPLETED story? I wrote Walmart Run as an intended Swan Queen oneshot. Granted, a review had me thinking about maybe doing more, but I am 99% intended on keeping it as just a oneshot and nothing more. 

If you really want to follow any of my stories, I’d say follow The Next Savior, I am still working on it but have hit writers block with that one. Mostly RL got in the way with school, becoming homeless, and the motor blowing out on my car. Add that to a 6 year old that I’m not sure I’m even going to see for Christmas because I am trying to see if I can work extra at work on Christmas day. So yeah, life has been shitty to me for nearly the past month.