Eyyyyyyy good to hear you're back!
I gotta ask you both: If you were allowed to keep any animal on earth without it killing you horribly, what would be your ideal pet?
Sniper: Taipan snake.
Scout: Frickin’ snakes again?!
Sniper: Alright, what would your choice be, then?
Scout: Hippo!
Sniper: …What?
Scout: H-I-P-P—
Sniper: Ya wouldn’t want…like a cheetah or fast animal? A bloody hippo?
Scout: Have ya ever seen one’a those things crush a watermelon! Imagine puttin’ someone’s head in that! It’d pop it like a frickin’ balloon!
Sniper: Crikey…


















