#sweatered-strider

| Admirable | Attractive | Absentminded | Amusing | Abrasive | Aloof | Arrogant | Brilliant | Bizarre | Bland | Caring | Charming | Clever | Confident | Courageous | Creative | Cute | Careless | Childish | Clumsy | Cowardly | Cruel | Dignified | Dramatic | Desperate | Devious | Disrespectful | Elegant | Energetic | Emotional | Excitable | Faithful | Forgiving | Friendly | Flamboyant | Foolish | Frightening | Generous | Gloomy | Greedy | Gullible | Helpful | Honest | Hateful | Intelligent | Ignorant | Impulsive | Insensitive | Irresponsible | Lovable | Lazy | Mature | Malicious | Misguided | Monstrous | Narrow-minded | Optimistic | Obnoxious | Peaceful | Persuasive | Protective | Power-hungry | Quirky | Reliable | Romantic | Ridiculous | Sexy | Sophisticated | Selfish | Trusting | Treacherous | Understanding | Unpredictable | Unstable | Vulnerable | Witty | Weak |

for a lot a reasons that aint generally the main one tbh 

I WANT TO PURRLIEVE I AM A GOOD KISSER! HOWEVFUR I WOULD ACCEPT THAT I AM MOST LIKELY NOT!

davey and kanny bouy rn istf

Alpha is so damn thirsty and Kankri/Signless flavored Vantii are his fav drink

It’s so complicated............................................ these things we feel.....................................................................

Dirk has a very very very very low-key crush on Kankri. It usually ranges from slightly pitchy to reddish to paleish, probably due in part to the fact that a lot of his alternates have had relationships with other Kankri’s, and sometimes the memories of other alternates blur with his own. But a lot of the feelings are also of his own design. He likes Kankri’s booty.

Kankri is the tune in Dave’s music, the words in all his songs, the hop in his step, the smile on his face and the beat of his heart. Everyday he loves him more, in a new way, an old way, and a million other ways. There were never two souls more meant for each other than these DORKS.