The Demiplane of Dril (5e)
Soth Literally Any Darklord: now i will be the first to admit that im an irredeemable son of a bitch/. however, i am also a piece of shit with no brain.
Strahd: girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain" but they do not care of, "Man's Pain"
Harkon: Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
Ivana: twitter is granting me the world's first Dark Verified Account because shit pumps through my veins like blood and i have a shitty attitude
Ivan: Im not playing games with your ass. Anser my god damn emails or i will fuck up your world
Vladeska: i can be a friend of you. but piss me off and i will become your Enemy. The Art of War
Wilfred: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit
Jacqueline: fairly confident that even if i became a rat some how, i still would not want to fuck any of the other rats
Saidra: Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned Compilation
Lemot: ((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER KEYBOARD) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (1 WEEK LATER) WHY ARE THE KEYS STICKING Ankhtepot: you ever see one of those preserved bog men or mummies on the news and think "now theres a guy who looks like he got an ass kicking"
Tristen: mother nature and father time arre not real. theyre fake people who were invented to explain trees and clocks to shitheads
Viktra: oh youve been to therapy? Dumb. yeah you havent even scratched the surface of my Level. i bet none of you even know your own brain weight
Pietra: my body is 70% water mother fucker. guns cannot harm me
Ramya: sending special kind of energy to my followers that is good/poweful energy normally but immediately becomes dog shit energy if you betray me
Hazlik: the desert has never helped any one and i am going to go throw poison at it
Caroline: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird
The God-Brain: the air is rusty and im dead
Chiang: people please, all i ask for is one town hall meeting which doesnt reference The Matrix
Chakuna: some of mother fuckers think to win the Dumb Ass award is a GOOD thing!
Azalin: *reclines in chair a nd ages 2 ,000 years instantly turning into a skeleton and then pile of shit* ah everything's going according to plan
