Swagdowski lore crumbs (very serious 100% no scam)
1. Swagbappe's father's last wish was for Swagbappe to be the best player in the world (now Swagbappe has trauma and all cuz he needs to live up to the expectations and stuff)
2. Ewron Lewandowski's father left for milk and never came back.
3. Ewron Lewandowski is the fastest player in the league, he was accused many times of using doping, but nothing ever came up (lol)
4. Swagbappe and Ewron Lewandowski wish to play against each other in the finals (oh oh, play legendary lovers)
5. Ewron Lewandowski and Swagbappe both are strikers, but Swagpabbe is also really fricking good at defence. Ewron Lewandowski used to be a goalkeeper when younger.
Now I don't recall more, cuz I'm focusing on q!Ewron writing his will (sad??)
