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Today, my dad referred to this one lady as my svekrva who has a son thats 17. They live in Iowa, and my dad and the guys mom used to be neighbors back in Bosnia. My mom also knows them (her an her husband) too when they were in Srebrenica during the war. My dad told me I was gonna marry the 17 year old son of his former neighbor. He said it's already planned out, like an arranged marriage. My dad really likes the family and their son is a good kid. He told me I was gonna marry whoever he liked, and who fit HIS standards. Anyway, I was like stuffing my face because I was hella hungry (I didnt eat or drink in hours and I was working so you know) and my dads like, oh my god, you're gonna end up like your svekrva one day (because she is kinda chunky but shes still a beautiful lady) and im like, woah what svekrva? And he goes Aiša, I was like LOLWUT. Then he went on to include how I was gonna marry her son and blah blah blah, all the shit I already said up there ^ . The only thing is, my parents and his parents never introduced us formally. So they failed part of their job. And i told my dad that and hes like, well it doesnt matter because you're marrying him. Soooo, I dont know the guy, and I have no idea if he has a girlfriend. But if he did, she would have been with him at the new years party in Iowa, right? Probably. But Idk. If shes american, I swear to God...... Anywayzzzzz, i dont wanna add him on fb because we have no mutual friends so thatd be really weird. My dads too great. I should make this like, a serious or something. "shit my dad says" , because he says some pretty funny shit to me. Hahahah