May 9, 2018
Transcript of 100% REAL DOCTOR l Gastric Bypass, Liposuction Surgery
[This video was released by Jacksepticeye on May 4, 2018. The suspect event begins at 18:43, and lasts until the outro.]
Jack: As a real, true doctor, I always go into my very real ER and I sit down and I look at my patients, and I say 'Don't you worry, you're in the strong, capable, handsome hands of the very real, Doctor Jack-- Schneeplestein: [muffled by the door] Vhat are you doing?! Jack: [turns away from the camera to face the door] What? Who are you? Schneeplestein: [opens the door] I am zhe good doctoh! [tears off his face mask and points at Jack] And zhat, is MY CHAIR! [cuts to black] [cue outro]
