#survivalist!reader

[TW]: Drugging, Cursing, Violence, Heated anger from the MC, Injuries

[It was an ordinary day for the MC. They have the day-off to catch up on their errands and plans to have a relaxing evening with a new recipe they’re excited to try out. First thing to do was stopping by at a local coffee shop. When it was their turn to order, the barista behind the register was a handsome guy, but the MC doesn’t bother with him and orders their preferred drink. After they received their coffee, they left the café and started their relaxing day. After the morning, they completed their chores and finally sipping their coffee…Then, woke up in someone’s basement. Tied to a chair and facing the same barista who took their order. Obviously drugged their coffee. Then, he professes his “love” for the MC ever since he started working part-time at the coffee shop. MC, who was just drugged, kidnapped and suffering from the garbage the delusional man was spewing out…]

SNAP!

MC: …Just kill me already.

Yandere: *Confused* What?

[Play “Rip & Tear”]

MC: Are you deaf? Kill me, put me out of my misery. I don’t have the time or patience for your stupid-ass games. Either untie me and nothing happens or just wipe me out of existence.

Yandere: *Hesitant about the ordeal* This is not how I envisioned this moment.

MC: Oh, no? What did you envisioned when you first kidnapped me? You know what? *Pulls out a hidden combat knife and cuts through the ropes*

Yandere: Wait, wait, wait, I don’t understand- I just searched your unconscious body.

MC: Oh, I’m not telling you shit where I hid this one. But, I’ll tell you something else. *Walks menacingly to him*

Yandere: *Backs into a corner* W-Wait! We can settle this like normal people who one of us isn’t about to commit murder.

MC: Unlike you… *Drags their knife against the cemented walls like a slasher* I was completely “normal” …before you decided to ruin my peaceful day-off by fucking drugging my coffee to knock me out. This is beyond normal. *Jabs their knife next to his face dangerously close*

Yandere: *Yelps in surprise* You almost stabbed me!

MC: Sorry, the lights in the basement are shitty. Back to the topic, I rarely have days off so this was one of those times I can relax but noooo… *Tilts their head to the side* Looks like I’ll show you what happens when you mess with me.

[In swift motion, the Yandere bolts up the stairs and busts open the locked door. Before he could escape, a flying pan was thrown behind him, the impact knocked the creep down to the floor before he could reach the front door.]

Yandere: *Hisses in pain while rubbing his back* What the fuck…? That hurts.

MC: *Reveals themselves in front of him* We’re not done yet.

Yandere: AAH! *Quickly gets up and rushes to the door*

MC: *Throws their knife at his calf muscle*

Yandere: *Falls down again* Ow! Seriously?

MC: *Steps forward and picks him up by the hem of his shirt with ease*

Yandere: *Dangles above the floor* *Scared shitless* What are you?

MC: Just somebody who was trained to be a survivalist, as a hobby. The benefits of being one is learning how to tie ropes, tolerating harsh weather, and… *Grabs his neck* Learning how to take prey down~

[Hours of MC’s wraith later]

Yandere: *Behind bars and sitting on the bench* *Covered in bandages and stares blankly into space with dead eyes* …

Police Sheriff: Okay, let me get this straight. You were kidnapped from drinking a drugged coffee that knocked you out and ended up in a basement owned by this… *Points at the Yandere* …lunatic. You got furious, broke out of your bonds and confronted the man.

MC: *Leaning back into their seat* That’s right.

Police Sheriff: *Looks at them and at the Yandere and looks back at the MC* Geez…What the hell did you do to him?

MC: I just snapped and saw red.

Police Sheriff: *Sighs* Sir, do you want to press charges-

Yandere: *Backs up against the wall* Keep that demon from me!

Police Sheriff: Alright, that checks out.