GTA V Radio Commercial: Gastro Band Surgery
Female Announcer: It's time to take your weight problem seriously, it's time to stop pussyfooting around with so-called lifestyle changes, it's time for surgery today. Don't wait a minute, don't try other methods, try the 'Gastro Band'. Don't for one second think you can do it on your own. we both know you can't - otherwise you wouldn't have gotten into this mess. Get real about your weight problems and your complete lack of willpower. Give in, get surgery, get out, it's the world we live in. Slice and dice your problems away, then you can like other people, have the 'Gastro Band' inserted today and watch your weight and problems melt away. Finally you can be happy like normal people, it's time to put down the knife and fork and go under the knife and scalpel - give up and get bin. 'Gastro Band Surgery' - Remember surgery solves everything.
