#supes writes

If it's okay could you make a fic/ hcs of deadpool × kind f!reader + friends to lovers

Thank you in advance ♡♡♡

Everything She Wants

Pairing: Deadpool x kind f!reader + friends to lovers

Tags: Deadpool, fluff, one shot, friends to lovers, anon ask

here ya go anon I hope you like it <3

You had finally made it home after a long day, you decided to check your mail before heading up to your place.

"Nothing." you rolled your eyes as you slammed your mailbox closed. you made your way up and changed into some PJs then gathered your laundry and made your way to the laundry mat around the corner. you always enjoyed washing clothes at night because fewer people were out and you could sit and wait for your clothes since it wasn't crowded and there were seats.

You sighed softly as you took your purple laundry basket to one of the washing machines, throwing a Tide pod in your load. You put an earbud in one ear as you closed the door to the washer and made your way to some of the black chairs in the corner. The bell chimes signaling that the door opening, you glance up and are greeted with the view of red spandex and what looked like katanas on his back.

"oh great a weirdo" You cursed yourself for coming to the laundry room so late. you were not huge on socializing after a certain time of day, especially after being at work all day. You just wanted to relax as you waited on your laundry.

"weirdo? you ain't see nothing yet" he chirps as he struts across the room to you and sits a few seats away.

"so what brings you here?" he asks a smile clearly behind the mask as he bugs you. now that he was closer you got a better look at his suit. he was decked out in guns and knives and what smelled like dried blood. You could feel him staring as he waited for your response.

"Late-night laundry... fewer weirdos around this time," you said as you continued to inspect him.

"Ah fresh laundry my second favorite kind of load which has my second favorite kind of ball...the dryer ball" he laughs a bit as he sits back with his hands under his head.

you couldn't help but snort at his joke in response.

"Look at me talking about balls and loads when a lady is present, excuse me where are my manners," he says standing up and bowing one hand over his stomach while the other behind his back.

"Pool. Deadpool...and what's your name peanut?" he asked as he quickly sat and scooched next to you taking your earbud from your ear and holding it up to his ear.

"hmm...Everything She Wants by WHAM!" he says emphasizing wham as he bops his head a bit.

"Oh, my name is Y/n...I live in the duplex up the street" you said with a smile not sure why you were telling a stranger where you lived, but it felt like he was safe.

His eyes widened from behind the mask.

"No way! me too!" he said squealing a bit

"Oh my god you should come over we could watch movies, talk about boys..have a sleepover," he says nudging you a bit at that last part.

was he flirting with you? 

Deadpool wasted no time talking your ear off, you both talk so much that you forgot about your laundry. This eventually became a routine the both of you and doing laundry late at night. You and Wade became friends after that night and he told you about his job and what happened to him. He was a great storyteller so it didn't bother you when he would go off on tangents or stop a story to make a dirty joke.

***

Since Wade lived next door you gave him a key in case of an emergency or if he just wanted to sleep over and hang out. He wasted no time stashing guns at your place in case of an intruder, you thought it was unnecessary but Wade seemed adamant that they be there.

“Wade, a gun by the toilet is ridiculous,” you said standing at the door of the bathroom as he taped a gun on the side of the toilet bowl

“Y/N the bathroom is where one is most vulnerable you never know when someone is gonna come in here you have to be ready even when you’re taking shit,” he says as he stands up with his duffle full of guns.

he walked over to the couch to stuff a few in between the cushions and taped one under each side table.

“whew I tell ya what.. all good in a day’s work,” he says in a country accent standing back with his hands on his hips

“Thank you, Wade,” you say turning to him with a smile as your hand touches his arm you feel a warmth go through your body as he looks at you. You feel your face flush as he looks at you with his brown eyes. his eyes flicker to lips and then back into your e/c eyes. You reach out to touch his face and that’s when he clears his throat and zips his duffle.

“uuh..No Prob Bob. Hey, I gotta head out I have to go tag and bag a couple of knuckleheads but I’ll be back later. “ he says with a smile before leaving. you felt a bit embarrassed, you knew Wade felt a type of way about the scarring on his body and face but you didn’t care about his looks, he’s always there when you need it. He knows all of your favorite foods and he even took time to take care of you when you were sick not too long ago. You felt your mind race as you stood in the middle of the living room your heart racing. 

“Do I like Wade?” You asked yourself as you looked down at your hands before you heard the door open again.

“Oh, Wade I thought you were heading out “You sounded so flustered you’d curse yourself for that later. Wade stood in the door in his suit.

“Right um I forgot something" he said a smile clear from his voice 

“Wh-“Before you can even ask he’s quick on his feet as he strides over to you lifting his mask above his nose and kissing you.

the kiss is soft and it makes your heart flutter you were almost worried it skipped a beat but that didn’t matter, you were kissing Wade your best friend and he was kissing you back? you pulled away to breathe and when you looked up he had pulled his mask back down.

“Damn, girl if I had known you were so sweet on me I would’ve kissed you a long time ago” He laughs as he stares at you.

“Y/N do you really wanna do this? I mean I get it ladies love a man in uniform, but I mean when I’m not cracking skulls will you still want me as Wade?” he asks he sounds almost worried your answer will be anything but yes.

“Wade of course! I love you for you not because you’re Deadpool” You smile

“oooo you loooove meeee” he teases as he boops your nose

“I love you too Y/N,” he says as he makes his way to the door

“see ya later Wade” you wave 

I think it'd be cute ><

Also plz tag me if u do post it! @cactus-stories <3

Touch Tank

Pairing: Wade Wilson x reader

(I hope you like and I hope you’re staying cool this summer :3 )

It had been one of the hottest days of the summer. You could feel your shirt sticking to your back as sweat dripped down your spine. The AC had been out for a while which wouldn’t be an issue if it had been cooler out like it had been the last few nights but unfortunately that wasn’t the case.

You grabbed some ice from the freezer for your water as you stood in front of the fridge with both doors open to get some kind of relief. After a while you closed it and that’s when you heard the door to your apartment unlock and the crimson clad doofus known as Deadpool walked in, but he wasn’t his usual goofy self he seemed very irritable.

“HOLYSHIT it’s so fucking hot I can’t wear this bullshit today”

he yells throwing his duffle down and disarming all his weapons onto the couch and coffee table. Each item making a soft clank as it hit the glass of the table.

“Well hello to you too, Wade” you said handing him the water you were going to take a sip of before he arrived.

You couldn’t blame him for being a bit agro. I mean wearing a full body suit carrying heavy ass weapons all day would piss you off too.

“Wade why don’t you go take a cold shower and change into some shorts or something” you said with a smile as he lifted his mask up just a bit so he could drink.

“Uh maybe I should just carry less, right-“ you detected a bit of stress in his voice. This wouldn’t be the first time Wade had tried to dance around being out of the suit when around you, but you couldn’t seem to understand why. You knew what had happened to him all those years ago and you had seen him out of it before even if it was a rare sight.

“Wade, it’s okay “ you said reassuringly as you caressed his face through the mask.

He nodded softly.

“Plus it’s too fucking hot for all of this” you said gesturing to the crimson suit.

“You’re right It’s hotter than balls out here, huge, sweaty balls!” He said as he made his way to the bathroom. As you waited you plopped down onto the cool leather couch knowing you’d regret it when you’d have to peel yourself from it later.

After a while Wade emerged from the bathroom in a cloud of steam with a towel wrapped around his waist sans-mask.

You couldn’t help but smile when he walked over to you after pulling on a shirt and some boxers.

“What’s the smile for? I know I know I look like a naked mole rat had sex with a burn victim” he said with a laugh

“N-no Wade I’m just happy that you’re comfortable enough to just be you around me” you said looking up at him from the couch

“Oh..” he said, there was a moment of silence as you grabbed his hand rubbing it with your thumb as you pulled him onto the couch

“Woah BONER ALERT!” He said with a laugh

“WADE-“

“I’m kidding I’m kidding..maybe” he laughed as he leaned back to stare at you. You did the same and he raised a hand to tuck some hair behind your ear.

“Thank you y/n.” He said as a whisper

“For what?” You said as you leaned closer with a smirk.

“For accepting me as this” he gestured to himself

“And this” he said pointing to the collection of weapons on the table in front of you.

You’re scrolling through your feed and Jason is behind you as you’re laying on the couch the last 5 or so videos have been guys in motorcycle helmets, ghostface, ghost Riley and konig cosplays making thirst traps.

“So..like me?”

“Huh?”

“Masked men..your whole fyp is just masked dudes”

“Mmm red hood? No like uh ghost”

You say scrolling through your TikTok feed

“Ghost? Like call of duty” he laughs a bit

“Yeah… what’s funny?” You say looking up from your phone.

“It’s same shit different colors” he’s holding his stomach laughing before he clears his throat and grabs his helmet.

He leans down and whispers in your ear