#superwinter

Guess who's on the bullshit again? I haven't written/created content in forever. So here's a random OT3 I just pulled out of my ass because I don't know, I think of strange things.

Hear me out here, Bucky Barnes/Clark Kent/Tony Stark.

Is it a crossover? Yes. Did that stop me with WinterIronQuinn? No. So here we are. If this gets a shitton of notes, it's proof I've grown too powerful. I don't know where this came from, but yall gonna listen to me go off about it.

Feel free to send me a headcanon (yours or mind) and I'll write the shit out of it.

Also fuck the DCEU and MCU once again, this exists in my own universe.

It starts with Bucky/Clark. Bucky, on the run from CA:TWS ends up in a crappy apartment in Metropolis. Clark tries his damned hardest to not snoop on his new sketchy neighbor who's really nice but has a metAL ARM because who is he to judge?

Clark lowkey listens in on Bucky masturbating and is ashamed oh himself

Clark's apartment gets attacked by a bunch of bad guys who know his secret identity and when Bucky saves his life and the two have an awkward identity reveal, they end up in a FWB relationship

When Bucky leaves Metropolis and ends up with the Avengers, Clark doesn't snoop but highkey misses him

Bucky expects things to be Really Awkward with Tony when he joins the Avengers, but wow, Tony is actually really nice and funny? How?

Bucky is super confused because he thought he liked Clark, but now he thinks he likes Tony, and they're not even similar? What even is his type?

The Avengers and The Justice League end up having to team up to fight a Big Bad and Clark damn near has a heart attack when he realizes the new badass Avenger in all leather is Bucky because dAMN he's sexy

The Avengers and the League end up in a shaky alliance because they realize they have to work together sometimes and when they're all in a meeting Tony instantly picks up on the sexual tension between Clark and Bucky

Clark notices flirting between Bucky and Tony and immediately sees it as his cue to leave Bucky alone but then Tony starts flirting with him too???

Tony ends up being the one who finally gets the three of them in a room and makes them talk out their feelings and end up being a Thing

Clark is the largest, but he highkey loves being the little spoon and before he never got to be but with two boyfriends they make it work

Clark is also the sub and Tony is always working to find bonds that can hold him down

For as much as his two boyfriends do it, Bucky hates flying. He is only to be picked up by Tony or Clark during an emergency

Tony is able to synthesize a cure for Clark's reaction to kryptonite, and keeps it on him at all times

Tony tries to buy The Daily Planet from Bruce Wayne (he fails)

Whenever the Avengers are interviewed by The Daily Planet, Tony always makes sure Bucky gets Clark to interview him, so that the interviewer doesn't trigger him

Though the Justice League is supposed to stay away from HYDRA (as it's Avengers turf) Clark doesn't mind roughing some HYDRA agents up a bit too much when there's an "accidental run-in"

To everyone's surprise, Clark actually doesn't mind that Tony and Bucky kill occasionally. Yes, it's against his morals, but he understands the Avengers just go up against different people and sometimes it's the only option

As Tony is the only one of them who can scar, he feels way too self conscious around their flawless, inhumane bodies

Honestly they all feel self conscious for some reason

There's a system if Bucky or Tony has a nightmare. Clark holds them down with soothing words, and the other person calms them down

Bruce Wayne is the first person to figure it out, to no one's surprise

What is surprising though, is when Tony finds out Bruce Wayne and Steve are an item. He uses it as blackmail against Bruce, and Bucky just uses it to tease Steve (Clark teases Bruce too, but he doesn't dare do it in front of anyone else)

Whenever one of them is upset, all three of them find the time take the day off and just cuddle and watch stupid movies

When Tony or Bucky get sent on covert away missions, Clark knows he shouldn't speed around the world to watch over them, but some days he can't help himself

He can sometimes get away with it with Tony, but Bucky always knows. Always.

After a date accidentally went public, the,tabloids are instantly all over the headline of "Tony Stark Is Dating A Lowlife Reporter????" and Tony has a fucking field day (but also puts anyone out of business who said something bad about Clark)

It takes awhile, but Clark finally admits to Tony and Bucky that he prefers they call him 'Kal'