#supervisor: trinity

What if, since Trinity was designed to look like a combination of Hyrule's Three Golden Goddesses, she technically counts as a Fusion despite being created that way to begin with.

And as a result, she has the unique ability to "de-fuse" into three new Programs with designs that resemble the Oracle/Minish Cap versions of Farore, Din and Nayru. All three of them are still her, but each one has a couple of her personality traits exaggerated slightly to correspond with their respective Triforce piece.

Since they're supposed to be one person they prefer not to stay split up for long.

(And yes, she can also have just one of them split off for three unique duo mixes. The first time she tried this did not go well, Power and Courage without Wisdom is a bad combo when you aren't prepared for it)

Tartarus: Trinity, I care about you so much I would kill for you.

Trinity: That's sweet, but I'm not going to ask that of you.

Tartarus: Please.

Trinity: Tartarus-

Tartarus: Ask me to kill for you, please.

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Luigi: What’s your problem? Does seeing others fail somehow make you feel better about your own tedious, miserable existence?

Mr L: It absolutely does. 100%.

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Irene: Can I have another cookie?

Nightmare King: Well, what did Dream King say?

Irene: He said no.

NK: Then why are you asking me?

Irene, cheekily: Because you're the king of nightmares, and he's not the boss of you.

NK, internally: IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP-

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Mario: What's the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Bob: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Lil Coding: *screaming*

Lily: *also screaming*

Elanore: What are they doing?

Cody: Asserting their dominance.

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Olympus: I swing both ways.

Olypmus: Violently. With a hammer. Come get some, motherfuckers!

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Luigi: You promised me you wouldn't get me bee's again..

Mario, from a distance: Just open it.

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Forum: Are you getting enough sleep?

Juliano: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

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Mario: Did you eat my powdered donuts.

Bob, mouth full of donuts: No.

Mario: Then what's that white powder on your shirt?

Bob: That’s cocaine.

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Abyssal: If Overseer thinks he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he is absolutely right.

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LC: Look, I found all three differences.

The TOTK was always a bit of a pain. Its various locations made it so that he had to check them all. Never knew what could be hiding in there. While he understood.. boy, it annoyed him a lot.

He thinks. He really didn't want to do that right now, he just wanted to..

The firewall grins. He could go and talk to Trinity! As stuffy as she could be, she was nice company.

He kicks his feet and flies off with a large grin.

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"G'morning, Trinity!"

"Shouldn't you be patroling?" Trinity asks, eyes narrowing at him.

Tartarus pouts as he lands next to her. "Aw, c'mon, patrol can wait." His pout turns to a grin. "You know you missed me."

"In your dreams." The Supervisor huffs softly.

He shrugs as he floats around her. "C'mooon, my patrol can wait. This place is huge! What's a little dilly-dally talking to my favorite Supervisor?"

"You only ever really talk to me, GIF, and Connectivity." Trinity raises an eyebrow.

Tartarus pauses before shrugging. "Point still stands."

"You are.." Trinity drags a hand down her face. "Impossible."

"You know you like me this way." The firewall hums at her, floating around her. "Wouldn't have me any other way, right?"