#superbat hcs

Bruce is 100% on the autism spectrum, probably on the extreme side of it,he has many stims,and when he reaches his tipping point,it gets ugly

Bruce is somewhere around 5'11-6'0 on the height scale and he wears platform boots and padded armour to seem bigger/taller than he actually is

Bruce rarely ever talks loudly when he's not being batman/Brucie. He's a chronic mumbler (like me ✨)

Bruce deals with some type of MPD/DID

Bruce is definitely on the leaner side of muscles rather than having a gym bro bod, it keeps him light on feet and agile.

Clark definitely has a more full and broader frame, quite similar to gym bro bod type, he's just comically large

Bruce and Alfred have a weekly tradition where Alfred would sit Bruce down and massage and oil Bruce's scalp,it always ends with Bruce falling asleep on Alfred's legs; this is their bonding time and no one interferes on this ever

Alfred routinely calls Bruce darling boy/love

Bruce loves Alfred's cooking the most

Alfred adores Clark, he's always been grateful that Clark was able to bring the brightness in Bruce back

Clark makes absolutely shitty dad jokes

Clark was a secretly rebellious teen,he had done everything in smallville,from drugs to sex, everything.

Bruce is extremely agrophobic, but like every other problem in his life he forces himself to just bear it.

Clark has a bad habit of getting mean when he's really angry,tho it is a rare event,but when it happens, it's quite catastrophic

Bruce has the most pitiful saddest puppy eyes ever,he always looks like he's on the verge of crying,and it makes Clark all the more protective of him

Clark loves to eat steel/copper the most

Clark is very articulate with his words and sometimes surprises Bruce with the elegance of his words

Clark has a naturally deep voice,he consciously uses a higher pitched voice to sound more approachable and non threatening,his real voice on the other hand is really deep (and it gets Bruce so weak in the knees)

Clark, being the most devoted lover/husband that he is, learned all the medical practices necessary to always know how to heal Bruce. When Bruce found out,he just couldn't believe that Clark would do something like that for him. He cried ugly that day,floored with the realisation of depth of Clark's love for him

Bruce learned kryptonian to flawless accuracy,and all and every file in the fortress over the course of decades just to know everything about Clark. And he celebrated one of Krypton's national holidays with him, it was very emotional

Clark loves to collect little trinkets from all over the world

Clark has many kryptonian courting instincts,that get worse whenever Bruce is around

Bruce hates stepping outside in the sun, he's a vampire deep down in his heart lol

Bruce is a chronic cloth stealer, it's his love language,he has at least 10 of Alfred's clothes and his kids sweaters and the worst of all, he has taken over all of Clark's closet,and whenever he's at home he looks like a homeless raccoon dressed in a shirt 2 times bigger than him

Bruce has made a sensory deprivation chamber for whenever Clark gets overstimulated

Clark has a rule of taking off every Saturday for their mandatory weekly dates,and they both love it

Bruce has a journal of all of the sticky notes that Clark leaves him, filled with lovely little messages and poems that Clark wrote for him

Clark has a million photos of Bruce saved in his phone

They have 3 weddings,one in smallville, another a grand wedding as to match their status,and last a very intimate kryptonian wedding that seals them as mates for life

For their kryptonian wedding Bruce wore a gorgeous black kryptonian wedding gown and Clark wore the kryptonian traditional royal wedding suit

Clark is hella possessive of Bruce,and he can be quite terrifying if provoked

Gotham absolutely adores their power couple

Clark regularly buys and gifts Bruce minimalistic jewellery

Despite common belief,it doesn't take Clark a lot of time to be integrated in the batfam,the kids have always been close to him,and fairly quickly they are comfortably calling him their dad

They call Bruce every variation of both mom and dad

Clark is the most stereotypical 2000s dad ever, he loves football and plays with his kids,he unironically calls them champs,he takes them on fishing trips and was also once caught sleeping on the sofa with a football game running in the background in the stereotypical dad pose; he was never able to live it down,the moment was captured in a photo and hung on the wall

Clark is very hairy and has a well maintained beard,and Bruce loves his rugged look a lot

Bruce is a lot lenient with the kids,like he'd let them get away with many things, even disrespecting him

Clark on the other hand doesn't take their shit at all, he's a disciplinarian and also quite strict,and he absolutely doesn't let them get away with disrespecting Bruce. And it gets clear very quickly that an angry dad Clark is not something you can play with

Ma and pa Kent were enamored with Bruce from the first meeting and essentially adopted him as their kid; Bruce calls them ma and pa

Ma and pa Kent absolutely spoil all the kids

Clark totally gives Bruce full princess treatment

While Bruce's love language is gift giving,his more likely love language is acts of service

Bruce cooks a lot for Clark, always making Clark's favourite food and whatnot

Clark is an absolute sap,and he's not ashamed about it in the least,he could and would talk for hours about Bruce

Contrary to popular belief, Clark does NOT take Bruce's shit silently,he makes sure to talk it out with Bruce, doesn't matter if Bruce wants it or not, and he knows how to keep Bruce in track

Clark is a pro guitarist,he loves playing it and he constantly plays and sings for Bruce, Bruce absolutely loves his voice

Bruce when he finally gets completely comfortable with Clark starts showing his true colours,and the truth is he's heavily spoiled, he'd often act like a spoiled brat to get his way and Clark adores him for that

Bruce is a csa survivor, he's also been assaulted multiple times in his adulthood

Bruce has been dealing with crazy creepy stalkers since he was a teen

Bruce has tried multiple times to end his life,and there were many instances where he came very close to death

Clark is a silent crier, he rarely ever breaks down but when he does,he becomes almost invisibly silent

Clark despite being a very physical person rarely ever got to feel regular hugs and kisses from people,except his ma and pa,well it was before he got into a relationship with Bruce, because afterwards Bruce gave him full permission to cling to him like a leech

Once the fortress finds out that Bruce is Clark's partner and just how crazy Clark is about Bruce,the fortress gets extremely protective of Bruce

Bruce usually sleeps military style in the bed,but when he's genuinely comfortable and feels safe with Clark,he sleeps on top of him curled up into a shrimp

Clark floats in his sleep and he holds Bruce extra tight subconsciously as to not drop him

Clark HATES tuna

Clark gets possessive very easily, It's integrated into his kryptonian instincts; he's always been somewhat of a guard dog

Clark regularly takes Bruce out on walks,and not regular walks,no he'd fly them to different countries and continents,where they'd do nothing but just walk the streets and take in the beauty of nature

Clark has a 101 petnames for Bruce and he can say the cheesiest cringiest things with a straight face,he once unironically called bruce umpy pumpy pumpkin pie infront of the kids and was rewarded with a football to his face by one of their kids

Bruce has an overdramatic-I-just-murdered-my-husband-robe which he loves to wear

But some of Clark's regular petnames for Bruce are baby/princess/dollface/love/kitten

Bruce's favourite petnames to call Clark are honey/babe/handsome/Kansas /darling

After Damian all the pets love Clark the most

Bruce is best friends with ivy, harley and Selina, and he'd regularly go on girls trips with them, and spoil them all. They also gossip about all the other rouges and their partners with each other

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Bruce is a virgin, he's only ever kissed people and his first kiss was Selina

Clark is, contrary to popular belief, well experienced in sex, not to say that he had crazy amount of sex,but he still has a healthy amount of experience

Clark has alien appendage, he was able to synthesize a lifelike replica of human phallus that helped him to cover his actual phallus

He has two huge tentacle like dicks,one meant to lay eggs into his mate to incubate, another to pleasure them

Clark's tongue is larger and longer than humans

Clark has a huge sexual appetite,and because of his inexhaustible physiology it takes him hours to even feel a tinge of satisfaction

Clark and Bruce have a system that Clark gets a freedom day every week,that day Clark can fuck Bruce well after Bruce can handle usually and is also free to use him after Bruce has passed out

Clark is a tease in bed, he'd usually edge Bruce for hours, worshipping him with his mouth overstimulating him until he's delirious from pleasure and only after them he'd actually fuck him

Bruce is a huge exhibitionist and they had had many sexacapdes in fairly semi public places

They're some kinky mfs

They've also done many high risk roleplays, mainly containing non-con roleplays, cheating fantasies and hunting

Clark is disgustingly obsessed with Bruce's smell and can get off just with Bruce's smell

Bruce is stupid horny for Clark's muscles and effortless strength

Clark can take Bruce down to subspace fairly easily

Clark is stronger than Bruce even under the influence of blue K,and it ends in Bruce being bed bound for 2 days(sorry anon for taking this)

They've fucked at every surface of the manor and Clark's apartment and the fortress of solitude and even on daily planet's logo,and on the bat signal and on countless rooftops

Clark is very open about PDA and the kids have been scarred many times, hearing Clark say the raunchiest things to their mom and also saw them getting cozy; it always ends in the kids screaming their lungs out at them for being disgusting

Lois has once unironically heard them having sex, because Clark instead of doing an interview with Bruce ended up fucking him and forgot to stop the recorder; Lois was merciless about it for months

They have a sex dungeon in the manor; it is soundproof and full of the kinkiest possible sex toys and devices, the room is also equipped with red sunlight,for when Clark wants to go all out and fuck Bruce without holding back at all

Bruce has nipple and cunt piercings,and Clark is an absolute dog about it

Bruce is very awkward in asking for anything sexual from Clark and he often gets frustrated easily at his incapability to voice out his desires,and it always ends in Bruce on Clark's lap clinging to him

Clark always makes Bruce voice out what he wants or else he'll edge him forever,it infuriates Bruce to no end,but he can never win against Clark

Whenever they're apart from each other for more than a week at a time,then after reuniting they both disappear for a day or two and come back with a beaming Clark and recently got mauled looking Bruce, both are very happy after that

Clark has brought/buys Bruce a lot of lingerie and early 2000s sexy roleplay costumes

Bruce got a hysterectomy after they were fully sure that they don't want any more kids

Bruce loves feeling small and protected whenever he's with Clark,and Clark loves it equally; always trying to show off in front of Bruce and making him feel dainty

Bruce gets baby fevers very very often and Clark always has to fuck him stupid to satiate his cravings

Clark is absolutely insatiable in summers, always ringing Bruce down with his sex drive

Whenever Clark gets overstimulated with all the problems in the world, Bruce would take them to the sex dungeon,cover Clark's eyes and ears with kryptonite laced blindfold and earplugs and ride the living daylights out of Clark until he's satisfied

Clark has lifelike replica robots of himself in the fortress, which they also use whenever Bruce wants to get fucked by both of them

Clark loves Bruce's tits the most,he loves to torture them and see them bounce

Whenever they've cramped schedules Clark's favourite thing is cock warming, he'd just work for hours with Bruce on his lap acting as his cock warmer

Clark loves to leave marks on Bruce,and not any marks,the marks he leaves makes it look like Bruce is abused at his home,huge bruises, hickeys and handprints

Clark is in love with Bruce in his batsuit,so Bruce made a special suit just for them to fuck; it is extremely flattering and sexualising

Bruce loves the feeling of going cock dumb with his mind completely empty whenever Clark fucks him into oblivion

Bruce is a chronic biter, whenever he's deep in thoughts he'd subconsciously start to chew on Clark's finger and arms, Clark doesn't care he lets him do whatever

Whenever Clark wants to be close to Bruce and initiate skinship without making it sexual, he'll get rid of his own shirt and burrow inside Bruce's shirt/top and lay on his chest, Bruce is used to his weird habit

With proper precaution, Clark using his heat vision seared his insignia on Bruce's thighs, branding Bruce as his

Bruce loves whenever Clark pulls his hair, honestly he loves whenever Clark is rough with him, treating him like nothing but a cheap toy to fuck

Clark loves that he can be free with Bruce and stop himself from holding back on his powers, he always marvels that Bruce made himself a safe space for Clark to let out all of his frustration and anger,he loves that Bruce doesn't mind when Clark gets rough and uses him

1. Clark Kent having to live past all of the people he has considered family, including Bruce Wayne.

Clark who loves with his whole heart and has to withstand the heart shattering pain of realizing his loved ones and family one day will all be gone while he is still out protecting metropolis. And he’ll move forward. His ability to love will never stop and maybe he’ll love romantically again, but no one will ever be quite like Bruce.

OR

2. Batman who falls in love with Superman not because he’s kryptonian but it’s certainly a plus.

Batman who realizes that while he has to worry about Superman in battle he doesn’t have to worry most of the time.

Batman who realizes that Superman could die but he’s the least likely in his life to actually pass away.

Batman who clings to the love of his life, only ever planning scapegoats for the thing that could kill Superman.

And then somehow, someway, Superman dies. A krypotonite laced slushie from a date they went on. Kryptonite hand cuffs that can stab into his wrists like an injection so you can’t pull them off. Somehow, Batman can’t get to him and Superman dies.