"yeah bro i really need you to babysit my child. hmm? yeah i know you're the god of war but you can't trust babysitters these days and my kid is a bit wild. nah I'm sure it'll be fine, he is only the literal embodiment of trickery so nothing too crazy, you've dealt with worse. aight thanks man"
"huh? you burned his hair??? cuz he provoked you?? BRO YOU'RE THE PROVOKER HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?? man when i awaken from being dead through the vessel of the other child you should forget about ill be so mad"

















