The thing I love about these two tropes together is that with Klaine especially it would have to be something over-the-top and positively ridiculous. Like Iāll say itās Blaine in trouble - something to do with Cooper borrowing money from the wrong people, and he calls on his little brother to come rescue him. Except Blaine knows nothing about criminals or espionage. There will be that tension when he has to leave Kurt behind (because he canāt tell him whatās going on - he doesnāt want his fiance hurt) and maybe they even break up, but temporarily. For the greater good. So Romancing the Stone style Blaine has to travel to some far off country that he has no business being in, like Cuba; misses his connection with the bad guys; takes a left when he should have taken a right; maybe even ends up in the clutches of another pack of bad guys mistaking him for their cash cow, which puts him in the awkward situation of having to spill his guts to try and make them believe him - which happens with the help of the obligatory truth serum. But he ends up telling them EVERYTHING - that he actually resents Cooper, that maybe it wouldnāt be an altogether bad thing to let him stay in the custody of hardened criminals for a few days ... or months. So what if he comes home minus two fingers and an ear? At least, for the first time in his damned life, heād be held accountable for his actions! And then he goes off on a tangent talking about Kurt, and how wonderful Kurt is, and wishing he hadnāt screwed things up with Kurt, and these bad guys start getting the idea that they can pawn off Blaine on Kurt to recoup some of what they lost with this frickinā snafu. So they get Kurtās deets from Blaineās cell phone and tell him that they have his (ex for the moment) fiance, and Kurt doesnāt believe them. He thinks itās Blaine trying to get back into his good graces after what he pulled breaking up with him. The kidnappers even send him a pic, but the way itās staged, Kurt thinks itās from a party at a bar or something and hangs up, refusing to answer any more calls from Blaineās phone after that. But itās bothering Kurt and when he tries to call Blaine back hours later, Blaineās battery has died, so Kurt decides to go down to wherever and find him. Isabelle refuses to let him go alone so she tags along. In the meantime, Cooperās kidnappers have gotten in touch with Blaineās kidnappers (before the battery dump) and now theyāre playing a game of dueling hostages while Blaine, having had a bad reaction to the truth serum, is straight up weeping in the corner and moaning,Ā āKurt! I love you, Kurt! Oh why did I leave you, Kurt!?ā interspersed with random verses of a Katy Perry/Adam Levigne mashup that makes no sense but sends him into literal fits of sobbing every time he reaches the refrain. Meanwhile, Kurt and Isabelle are lost in the jungle when we find out that through the House of (something vaguely ethnic) she has random cartell connections, and they offer their assistance, their leader constantly referencing (with an inconsistent and inexplicable English accent) some spot of trouble Isabelle helped them out of decades back. (We eventually find out that cartell leader lady and Isabelle were lovers, but thatās another story). At some point, we stumble into the dramatic climax where Blaineās kidnappers and Cooperās kidnappers meet up to trade off, and Kurt and the cartell find out and show up. Everything goes off without a hitch, which is to say it turns into a complete and total disaster. Thereās a huge gun battle where everyone shoots as well as your average storm trooper and Kurt ends up dispatching three baddies with an iron pipe he uses as a sword. Blaine, now officially sober, tries desperately to tell Kurt about everything and apologize, and Kurt kisses him to shut him up. Thatās not the big kiss, itās just a kiss. Anywho, adrenaline is running high, and the good guys all end up back together, except the bad guys still have Cooper and what the hell do we do about that? No really. What do we do, because Iām stuck. Oh yeah, Blaine distracts everyone with a song and a plucky dance number (because itās about time, right?) and Isabelle and her lover are about to nab Cooper, when someone gets an eyeline on Kurt and is about to shoot him thru the head. The only person who sees is Blaine who leaps into the fray, blocking the bullet with his shoulder, and going down for the count. And then, out of nowhere, the army shows up and rounds up both sets of kidnappers on un-Cooper related charges. Cooper, Blaine, and Kurt are swept away into choppers and airlifted back to the states. Thereās a surgery montage,Ā āOh, my God, is he going to make it?āĀ āYes, but heāll have to play guitar other handed from now on.āĀ āNoooo!ā But all is well with the AnderBros and Kurt. Kurt and Blaine get married in Blaineās hospital room by the hospital chaplain (whoās Baptist, so itās all good), Cooper makes amends to his disfigured brother ... somehow (heās Cooper, so itāll be mildly backhanded anyway) and as the credits roll, we see Isabelle and cartell leader lady have escaped and are hiding out in the Balkins, sunbathing naked on the beach. Cartell lady hands Isabelle a glass of champagne, Isabelle leans in and takes it, and then Big Damn Kiss! The end XD