Wren (he/they)
The one with the least daddy/mommy issues, given he had two dads and Randy. Glaze and Temp win the grand prize for those issues
He’s very polite and formal; he reminds the older ones a lot of Dream, it’s weird. He’s the responsible one of the group, and the others call him a killjoy because he won’t let them do shit that’ll get them hurt.
They’re very talented with a glaive, like Finch, but their forte is daggers. This includes throwing daggers. And dear god can they throw them. Few of the beasts are safe from them. The Maelstrom is another story but it’s fiiiine
Wren has trouble interacting with new people, because he tends to come off as a prissy, up-tight snob. He’s just minding his manners. He also tends to avoid taking risks, because as the self-appointed Responsible One™ he has to set a good example. He keeps missing out on fun things.
Finch and Hacker (but only a ref for Finch)
They really had no idea what they were doing, but they did their best. They had Randy to give them advice, too.
Finch kinda sprung the clone thing on Hacker suddenly, but in Finch’s defense there was very little time between The Idea and Getting Cloned. Finch was the only one who actually thought ahead to the ‘I’m going to have to take care of this kid in about nine months, I better start preparing.’ part. To his credit he didn’t make Hacker help him, he just kinda went ‘hey uhh. I’m getting cloned. They’re going to be a baby in like nine months and i’m going to have to take care of them and shit. I would like your help but you do not have to. You’ve got a hot while to decide so don’t freak just yet’
Hacker was very confused but after a while he decided he’d help. Which was probably for the best, given how JR fucking crumbled when the little shits were done baking, and Finch was basically left homeless.
Just don’t tell Bobby she’s technically an aunt now. She’s going to have crisis what do you MEAN she’s an aunt she’s FIFTEEN
She’s going to disown hacker as her adoptive brother (I say, as if she doesn’t refuse to call him such already).
Wren still calls Finch and Hacker his dads.
Other stuff:
Wren’s alignment is Lawful/neutral good
He’s also afab like Finch, and Finch and Hacker were like ‘if Wren is a clone of a trans man what are the chances that they’re going to be cis.’ The answer was 0
















