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[📺] He takes the handkerchief with a thank you, not really using it though. He almost didn't want to soil something that belonged to Michael. "You just said something that I didn't expect to hear from you, I guess. You really don't know any of this stuff?" He tilts his head with a raised brow at him.

Has just made a giant plush of his twin @sundropson

@sundropson ⧐ " I trust my twin has not given you too much trouble. " UNPROMPTED ASKS.

"You trust incorrectly," Alastor says, disturbed from reading his newspaper and met with the sight of yet another angel in his peripheral. Why must he be forced to suffer with the presence of two of them? Not to mention the damned seraphim.

He glances back down, disinterested and making an attempt to not be so bothered.

Seeing an angel on Earth meant only one thing.

" Why would a so called ' condom ' need to fit over someone's forearm without breaking if a person isn't supposed to put the balls in it too? "

Excuse him he is trying to be educated through books and educational videos.

Going well, debatable but it's going, Michael looked expectantly at Vox who had made the mistake of electing to help him understand things .

[📺] Vox was mid-sip of coffee when Michael blurted that out. This caused him to choke and sputter on the liquid, coughing as he turns away for a moment. "Oh..fuck.." He grabs a napkin and wipes at his screen.

"You...You don't need to put the balls in. The shaft and head are...Look, it's that stretchable so that it can be a sort of 'one size fits all' kind of thing. Men come in different shapes and sizes. Especially in Hell...Sin apparently fucks you up even more. Don't get me started on some of the condom brands down here."

"It's very difficult to pinpoint any specific song. I have a very extensive library of music being the radio host that I am. It's whatever I'm feeling at the moment, and I've come a very long way from my era in time.

"As much yen as I want, huh? So, there's no number you WON'T stop at?" Yato was curious to know just how much this guy had, but of course, getting a job like this didn't stop Yato. He's had a lot worse things to do. Taking said soiled gloves he moved towards the trash can nearby them.

The Last Unicorn @sundropson