#sumthing.ask

this is a big boy, sorry to the tag woops

I LOVE HIS GOONS, THERE SO CUTE

also awoga mafia man

dude, 007n7’s tactic of making c00lk1dd sentient to try to make a family dynamic would so work on me 😭😭😭 like, that’s my son right there!!! my precious son, c00lk1dd, who is wanted in 37 countries!! (and 007n7’s there too, i guess 😒…. /j, i swear i like him, i just like bullying him a little LOL)

OKAY OKAY SO. i have so much i want to ramble about, and ask about, and brainstorm about, BUT i’ll try and keep it short for now cuz i don’t wanna get carried away (i already have…. oh well!). my first ask is: how would the avatars react to cosplay of themselves? more specifically, how would they react if WE cosplayed them?

would they comment on any embellishments/“non-accurate/canon” accessories, if we wore them? i get the feeling 007n7 would probably poke some fun at the inaccuracies, but maybe Roblox (the account) would feel especially honored, given that, yknow. no one really cares to purposefully cosplay them, given their reputation as a purely corporate account without community-made lore.

what about the avatars with accessories that can’t be bought/obtained anymore (or are just really expensive limiteds now)? we’d have to wear UGC knockoffs LOL—would that prompt any reaction, or would they gloss over it?

oopsie. i rambled. cutting this ask off now before i turn it into an essay—no need to answer everything, i just really REALLY like this concept you’ve been cooking up LOL. i’ll probably return with more asks eventually!!! (<—this is a warning teehee)

We'll say this to every anon in our inbox; you can always ramble to us!!

Also yes bully 0o7, he disserves it >:)

After I was done, an idea struck me.

How would they react if reader wouldn't be online like a week or two on Roblox cause; of too much work, being sick, going somewhere or just the power shut down.

How would they react when reader is offline for such long time? Would they think that we died? Would they be worried? Would they try to contact us outside of Roblox?(Ex. 0o7n7 somehow found a way to contact you and access our device and files or something like that), Would they blame eachother?

And how would they react after we get back online? Would they bombard us with texts? Would they be clingier than before? Would they even leave us alone?

It would be nice to also add other admins/hackers in my opinion(1x1-the avatar with the grey skin, Stickmasterluke, Tubers93, or even John Shedletsky gets his account "hacked" and it becomes self aware! That was examples! You could add whoever you want, that's up to you bro! Can I call you bro? I call everyone bro or vro😀...)

PS.Your art is yummy.

:3

Less small fics, more headcanons lol

Btw you soo sweet!!

As someone who regularly loses Internet bout every 4 months, this is really fun lol.

Lol putting this here cuz it gets really bad, reader uses you/your and we/our pronouns and flip flops between the two, cuz we're bad at writing

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Starting with telamon cuz we've kinda touched on this. Man hates it when your gone, going to work sleeping, getting groceries, any this that gets you off of Roblox telamon hates, and will be salty just because we decided to not stay up with him all night cuz we have to be somewhere in the morning. Why won't you stay up all night to watch him pwn noobs? but noo you want to get to the job you hate, why don't you quit then you could be playing with him all the time.

But you staying off for long periods of time, nu uh. Telamon HATES that. You being gone for a week is torture, telamon doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. Pwning noobs doesn't feel good if you're not there needing help or watching. He feels so lost. Telamon can't access us off Roblox, but this would push him. He needs you. why would you leave?

After this "situation" telamon finds ways to access the device you have Roblox on (witch depending on if you play Roblox on the computer like I do, or the phone, depends on how useful this is for him).

And then once you return he needs anwsers from us, and depending on what they are depends on the reaction.

If we were just swamped with work, and didn't have the time, telamon's reaction (like any time our work comes up) is to tell us to quit our job. Very salty that you CHOSE work over him. Don't you love him? Why would you leave for that long, for something you hate nonetheless.

If it was because of your Internet or power going out, he's softer. He'll begrudgingly accept this. Still a little mad. Why didn't you tell him you needed the money? Isn't that job of your supposed to keep you afloat. If you need more money, he's certain that his creator wouldn't notice some bills missing from a credit card he left on one of his alts.

Oh but if it's for another reason, let's say that the stress from all of these avatars causing trouble for you too much and you needed a break. I.e you play things OTHER that Roblox.. oh he's mad, you made him feel empty because you were having fun doing something else. No no no. Not again. The device you play Roblox on will no longer turn of, that button doesn't work, the only way to get it to turn off is to remove power from it, even then as soon as it gets power, it will turn itself right back on and open Roblox.

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0o7n7 is one that begrudgingly accepts that you have to get off of Roblox sometimes. He doesn't like it, but he understands it. Plus+ it allows him to "have some alone time", i.e.he wants to go terrorize children who are up past their bed time. You're off the hook.for now.

Then.. you just don't log on. Initially he's fine, he can handle you not being around for one day. It then slowly, over the course of the days that we're gone, breaks him. Fine, he has important things to do too. Is this some way of teasing him, he won't fall for it. He should be the one doing this to you, your not doing the whole teasing thing right. He'll do this to you, see how you like it. can't you see that your making him so sad. Why can't you just come home.

As from before, depending on why you left will depend on how he acts.

Work is being too much? Fine. Guess he'll just have to handle that. But he NEVER wants you to do that again. If you play Roblox on your phone, he will ask (make) you to login during breaks to let him know you're there still.

Internet or power on the frits. Hm, fine. He can't stay mad at you for that. Let's go pwn some kids with hacks to take our mind off of things.

But you leaving.. on purpose. No no no no no. WHY. You don't get to do that, not to him. You, making him feel small, insignificant, on purpose. He usually hacks for fun, but when all of your favorite games are under maintenance, for code reasons. You should know who did it.

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Understanding is what builderman is. He knows you need sleep, he knows we need to work, and he knows that sometimes things can get to be too much and we need to dip. He understands and will encourage us to take breaks for whatever reason we have.

But you being gone for so long is a test of patience for builderman. He knows and he understands, he really does, but there's something at the back of his mind, telling him things that make him less of that. He's worried for us, our safety. He knows you're alive, but what if you need help, need him. Builderman does have access to your devices, and with this will look at all of your activities to see what you're doing. Look it's like you never left.

He'll start going kinda crazy, in a conspiracy theory way. You only listened to one song before going to watch a normal video, it must be a cry for help. He can't help you from where he is now, but maybe if he throws himself into studying the messed up code maybe he could :)

Once you return builderman doesn't ask why you left, instead seeming as clingy as ever (you can't fill a bar up over 100 %).

If it was work keeping you away from Roblox. All of his worry's melt away. He knows it was just a rough patch, he shouldn't have doubted you.

Internet? Power? Oh no. He had a right to be worried. Why didn't you let him know, he would have had that taken care of if you did.

Oh, you were just, doing other things? For that long? Without letting him know? He knows it's nice to get off the platform, but for this long? Why, why would you do this to him? He was so worried about you, but now he realizes he should have been worried for other reasons. What could be more important that him?? Did you find someone new?? Is he not making you happy? What can he do, he'll do anything!

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1x1x1x1 is completely fine with you leaving and isn't mad you ended the game of cat and mouse early for sleep (lie). Absolutely HATES when you leave, but will make fun of telamon if you get off after being with him.

But then you're gone, and you're gone, and you're still gone. You being around makes them angry, but you being gone this long? Oh boy. Why are you doing this, weren't they nice to you (there version of nice at least). When you come back your inbox is gonna be full to the brim, with messengers from 1x1, calling you names, being all around sour. There gonna pwn you so bad once you get back, maybe seeing your avatar's guts spill out will make them feel better and show you not to leave again. (Sounds gory but too us, it's just a ragdoll. 1x1 is so over dramatic).

No matter the reason, the outcome is the same. 1x1 will chase you through games and servers, killing you in anyway they can, and if the game won't allow them to pwn, they'll just cheat and do it themselves.

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I was wondering how the Yan!self-aware gang would feel about a streamer reader, would they crash their live stream or whatever (poor reader trying to come up with excuse as to why builderman and 007n7 is following them lol)

Oh poor, poor streamer reader. These guys are ALWAYS in their streams! At this point all of your viewers think that you're really close friends with the real people, and/ or hackers.

These self aware FUCKS are also always just, doing shit, in the background.

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Reader, playing natural disaster survival, talking to chat: at that's how our weekend was

C00lk1dd, tossing players off the main platform in the background:

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Also, get em an inch, they'll take a mile. If you end up giving them some spotlight, most if not all will try to show off so hard. if you even think about playing sfoth, telamon is bloxing both you and your viewers, as a way to show he's still top in pvp.

Also oh boy. If one of builderman or telamon's creator left a credit card on the account (or any of the alts in telamon's case), you can legitimately bet that they will send you donos.

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Reader, doing something else, not paying attention:

Donation: Wanted to say I love you, and have a good rest of the night [player]!

Reader, having fallen off their chair: 0_o

Reader: thank you builderman for the 100...

Your self-aware Roblox AU when the Reader notices the Builderman account and co is acting weird and they quit Roblox.

Roblox then devolves into chaos that is only quelled when the Reader plays again.

So the Reader is essentially trapped into playing Roblox less they ruin the joy of millions of other players as a guilt-trip from the yanderes.

Toodles, now ;]

Hey, um, you're actually NOT supposed to know who I am-

Hear me out a hack from both 1x and 007n7 goes wrong and boom Builderman is now our house (it can be human like or still his avatar) but it’s was like late into the night so we just kinda let him cuddle us cuz who cares? We are trying to sleep here right now plus in the morning by time we make back up Builderman is gone (the jack got fixed by Telamon and he’s back in roblox while doombringer, clock guy, and blue pumpkin became self aware too in the process)

Meanwhile our roommate, sibling or whatever kinda finds that and takes a pic and posts it (with our face blurred or whatever) for privacy of course and MAN THE SHIPPERS GO WILD FOR THAT.

And Builderman is quite happy cuz we were kinda soft to sleep on although a bit cold/hot.

In a nutshell this was kinda just a yap but please do kinda write for this

GOD I fucking love reverse isekai stuff!!

Notes: reader uses both you/ your and we/ our pronouns cus ya, builderman is still his avatar self, builderman is about 4'0 foot (short ass)

Like imagine you play some of those drawing games on roblox. Builderman and co join the server just to watch you draw or even try to draw with you! Imagine you draw them and they get embarrassed or flustered about it. But take screenshots of the drawings.

No rush to answer this request. I hope you have a wonderful day and don’t forget to drink some water

Aaaa this is so cute! Especially since we too draw them like all the time!

Sadly I don't have much in terms of thoughts, besides that they all would be in utter amazement lol.

Builderman would get all giddy. You like him enough to draw him! And with such talent too. He's essentially just kicking his legs the whole time you draw him.

Telamon knows a few things about art, he is the creative lead for items (back in the day lol). Telamon would totally want you to draw him, and then, draw him cooler. Man would constantly ask you to add things to the drawing of him.

John and Jane doe would constantly jump around and ask questions as you draw them. There just so happy! You love them! You really do! Will ask questions about the piece. The colors look so nice. How did you pick them? What are these extra lines for?

1x1x1x1 "doesn't really care" they do, they do alot. Will mostly just stare as you draw, sometimes at you, sometimes at the drawing. Once you're done and go to draw something else, they'll just stay at the drawing of them that you did, just looking at it.

0o7n7 doesn't have an artistic bone in his body (have you seen those decals, badddd). Is a bit mean. Will tell you when you got things wrong with his avatar, and if you draw him more human like hell make fun of you abit. May try to grief the drawing too. But once the drawing's done he will still tell you stuff you got wrong, he will also walk around it and just look at it.

C00lk1dd is a cutie pie! He sees you drawing him, and he wants to draw you (well your avatar) too. However like 0o7n7, he doesn't have an artistic bone in his body, so it just looks like a child's drawing. If anyone says anything negative about his drawing (other avatars or players), he will legit scream and grief their drawings (not any made by you).

Oh good Lord, they would riot. Especially if Roblox banned our IP address too and we then couldn't make a new account for awhile (never been banned before, especially IP wise so not entirely sure how that works, sorry!).

These guys would go insane. 0o7n7 is making an absolute mess out of any popular Roblox game, telamon and 1x1 are ruining leaderboards of pvp games (1x1 like 0o7 is also fucking with codes the whole time), John and Jane doe's ais are contentedly on the fritz, sending reports in over nothing, have some reports have absolute nonsense (i.e. there using the reports as ways to vent, some poor guy got reported for "We miss them, please return our player."). And builderman will throw himself in to his work as a way to keep his mind off of things.

Builderman (and telamon kinda) can access our devices, so these two will both watch us, and will also report back to the others.

Overall there trying to send the message to Roblox that things can has and will get worse if they don't unban the player. Now, it depends what Roblox does from here.

If they, themselves unban us, all of the issues go away like that, all of the avatars are happy and content.

If we end up having to make a new account, we'll be sad and so the avatars will be angry, but at some point it will pass, and things will start going back to normal.