#Rumptifusel #VillosusSumptuosus #Villosus #Sumptuosus #Rumtifusel Rumptifusel Variations: Villosus sumptuosus (Tryon), Rumtifusel (Tryon) There is a common misconception that “owl pellets” are left behind by owls. This belief, spread by highfalutin scientists, is a load of hooey. Any lumberjack can tell you that those pellets are wadded-up clumps of clothing, the only remains of unfortunate greenhorns who approached a Rumptifusel. Rumptifusels are big, vicious animals covered in a fine pelt not unlike mink. They are flat and very flexible and not too fast. Much like the anglerfish and the alligator snapping turtle, the rumptifusel lures prey within reach by appealing to greed. A rumptifusel catches its prey by draping its thin body over a stump or log in plain sight, looking for all the world like an abandoned expensive fur coat. When a greedy tenderfoot approaches for a better look, the rumptifusel – moving with deceptive speed – engulfs its victim. The underside of the critter is lined with tiny sucking pores, and its prey is thoroughly drained off its bones. References Brown, C. E. (1935) Paul Bunyan Natural History. Madison, Wisconsin. Tryon, H. H. (1939) Fearsome Critters. The Idlewild Press, Cornwall, NY. https://www.instagram.com/p/BwX2DFEFoQo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=198bh5y5fifa3
