Jan 17
“He’ll do your ass like dishes, amputation!”
Genuinely one of my favorite lines of anythinf ever and I so wish I was joking
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“He’ll do your ass like dishes, amputation!”
Genuinely one of my favorite lines of anythinf ever and I so wish I was joking
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I need to inject Retrovertigo into my skin goop
At some point when listening to a Dave Malloy piece for the first time you WILL find yourself staring at the wall going “HUH???” at whatever delicious nonsense is occurring at your ears
One thing about Dave Malloy is he loves a fuckass cello part and as a cello player i fucking devour it every time
I went to grab something and realized I’ve been holding a sharpie for the past 10 mins anf though I remember very intentionally seeking it out I have zero clue whatsoever why the hell I needed a sharpie and now I’m irked
Also I need a bit of rope and I cannot find such a thing anywhere in this godforsaken building
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that feeling when you have a blood disease #myblooddisease (I don’t have a blood disease)
thoughts I wrote down on shake day last Saturday:
"a lot of Apocalypse Now is men looking longingly at each other"
"Steven Regent is so Wash"
and you know what, yeah. I was correct on both accounts
I love going through life in such a way that I end up with the phrase "Burt Bacharach's back crack and sack" stuck in my head for no reason
Thank you Tom Scott and TechDiff for this gift in the past several years
it will never leave my brain